You ever know someone who makes every party they are at more fun? They know lots of interesting things to keep the conversation flowing. They make everyone laugh. Then they get too drunk and turn a little mean, but in a sexy way? That's this website.
It’s fall, which means TV is good again. Here’s a sampling of what to watch (or record) tonight.
House FOX 8:00
A strange medical illness is suddenly cured at the last moment by a brilliant doctor and his team of masochistic sidekicks.
90210 CW 8:00
Naomi tries to reunite her parents; Annie gets an audition; Nobody eats a sandwich; Viewers remain bored; Tori Spelling wins again.
Greek ABCFAMILY 9:00
It’s embarrassing to admit that anything on ABCFamily is good, but this show is definitely a guilty pleasure. Little known fact: Casey is played by Kelsey Grammar’s daughter. This week the Enginerds party gets out of hand and the ZBZs go to their annual sorority convention.
The Mentalist CBS 9:00
It’s no Psych (it’s totally Psych) but it’s still worth watching. Detective Patrick Jane attempts an undercover investigation into the puzzling murder of a waitress.
Fringe FOX 9:00
This show needs to pick it up or it’s going to lose us. At least bring back the cow.
Gavin and Stacey BBCAmerica 9:30
Gavin and Stacey tie the knot (already!); Nessa fesses up regarding the bun and her oven. Will Gavin’s mum fess up about meat?
The IT Crowd IFC 10:00
No matter what the description is, I guarantee hilarity ensues.
An essay written by an assistant principal in Ohio.
By J. Bradley
“Where are the heroes of today?” a radio talk show host thundered. He blames society’s shortcomings on education. Too many people are looking for heroes in all the wrong places. Movie stars and rock musicians, athletes, and models aren’t heroes: they’re celebrities.
Heroes abound in public schools, a fact that doesn’t make the news. There is no precedent for the level of violence, drugs, broken homes, child abuse, and crime in today’s America. Education didn’t create these problems but deals with them every day.
Have you ever looked at your toilet paper and said: This needs foam? Me either. But that’s because we lack vision. The people at Bye Bye Dry have created a product that…well, let’s let them tell us:
Aaah! Toilet Paper Foam Moistener is a new, environmentally-friendly solution that uses the natural absorbency of toilet paper to apply wetness for effective cleansing and natural ingredients, leaving a soothing, fresh and clean feeling without extra waste.
Still confused? Well here’s a video. No shit. A video. This place is real. If anyone buys any - let me know how it works out.
This is just bad ass. I am working on one now where it is Death Star over Yavin. Oh wait, that is just a clip from Star Wars. Whatever. I don’t make things - I just show them to you.
Don’t need to say a lot about him. He died at 83. He made movies, raced cars and made his own popcorn and salad dressing. I have done all of those three things, too - but I wasn’t good at any of them. That’s just one of the many differences between him and me.
I am giving you the trailer for Slapshot, which is one of the funniest movies of all time. And I am pretty sure it is the only movie Paul Newman was ever in where he said: “Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!” Except maybe The Sting. Anyway - he had a good run. Go watch Slapshot. You’ll laugh. Or go look at pics of him. He was better looking at 80 than I was the day I got that Extreme Makeover.
I was looking for a picture on Google and, for once, the first 17 results were not porn (dammit). But, in typical Google fashion, I found a pic that has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the keywords. However, in this one case, the picture is vexing me.
It’s one of those fake successorie things and it has a pic of a forest. And something in the forest is circled in red. It says:
MINDFUCK
When you see it you’ll shit bricks.
The problem is, I can’t see it. So, if someone sees it, please post in the comments what the hell it is. Thanks. Jerks.
So I didn’t watch the Emmy’s. The now famous Evangeline (go talk to her in the Batcave) likes that stuff, but not me. I like to make up my own awards. Just the other night, I awarded someone on The Biggest Loser: “Most likely to be voted out.” And I was right, too. They got rid of the black couple, cause I guess fat people are racists.
But I did read this morning that the amazingly beautiful and talented Elizabeth Mitchell was put on the Worst Dressed list. They said her necklace wasn’t nice. And then some other sites said other mean things. And then, since I was looking, I saw that one site’s worst dressed was another site’s best dressed. So what the hell is that? I am not even gonna link them all ’cause it annoyed me. How dare they say anything bad about Elizabeth. Next year, I am going to go to the Emmy’s and stand in front of her because they are not worthy of her beauty.
Picture me strolling down the red carpet wearing a mesh half shirt and a loincloth made out of lady midgets. And I would be wearing those shoes that make you jump higher. Oh yeah. That’s fashion.
Nobody wants to work too hard on Sunday, so I thought I would give you a chance to relax and learn about the big doin’s this weekend here at the site. It was pretty action-packed and we are very excited about a few things that are going on. Also - stay tuned for updates about a VERY LARGE contest we will be participating in for Halloween. No joke - this is gonna be good. So while you watch football (stupid Patriots) or baseball (hooray Sox) you can glance nervously at the clock and realize you have to go back to work soon. Remember, when you hear the tick tick tick of the 60 Minutes stopwatch, the weekend is over.
I do Twitter now!
Well, I am not sure if I do Twitter, or if I do it right, but I do have an account and I made some Twits today (or whatever you call them). And will be doing it more often. So if you want to know when I pee, head over to: http://twitter.com/Acadia. Also I just peed.
On Friday night, Evangeline and I upgraded The Batcave. And as a result, we needed to find a new template. Head on over and check it out. We have added a Current Affairs forum so people can argue about politics. And some posters have their own special areas now, which are filled with disturbing things.
Also - Entrecard People! Did you know that all members of The Batcave who have at least 100 posts and post regularly get an automatic link in our sidebar? Not a bad deal for doing something that is fun anway. You are a JACKASS if you don’t swing by.
Halloween Contest
As of right now - Evangeline and I are working to put together a Halloween Scavenger Hunt. And in order to make the prize better, we are working to get a lot more sites involved. So stay tuned for updates on all the loot you can win. And if you are an Entrecard member, click here to see the thread in the EC forum where we are hashing it out.
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