Archive for May, 2009
I'm pretty! Really!
I have a few pix from a photoshoot she did for the June issue of Vogue and, it’s been so long since I saw her done up, I’d forgotten how pretty she is! Or can be, I guess. She really is one of those women rendered virtually unrecognizable without make-up on. So, truly, she is the poster child for cosmetics and all the beauty bennies they offer. One magazine ad with before and after pix of her would sell boatloads of that brand. It could be make-up made from wildebeest dung and aborted babies’ eyelashes and it would become a top seller.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Feet
Cameron Diaz Tongue
This week’s letters for 
DONT HELP HIM UP MAN HE IS ALRIGHT. COME ON!
Joe Paterno says he’d like to see either Rutgers, Pittsburgh or Syracuse join the Big Ten. And the legendary Penn State coach also knows which school he wants to keep out: Notre Dame.
Paterno met with reporters Wednesday at an alumni event near Allentown, Pa. “If I had my choice, someone that can give us the biggest TV exposure in the East,” JoePa said.
Makes sense. Fuck Notre Dame. He said they had their chance.
He did not add that they were cocksuckers, but clearly it was implied.
He did not add that they were asshole douchebags, but clearly it was implied.
He did not add that they were rat shit bastards, but clearly it was implied.
Since the Big Ten hates Joe Paterno, they’ll likely add Notre Dame.
I came across thirteen pix of Kelly Brook frolicking in the ocean (what a funny phrase; I think I read too many trashy mags. Next, I will refer to someone as a “gal pal,” ewww!) The pic above is the funniest one by far. The rest are her texting with wet hair in a bikini with slightly droopy tits and a bit of a food baby. Not the body of an A list celeb but, hey, she is C list, right? So this all makes sense and my world is balanced. She has three body parts albums, whoa.
So, The Drew Carey Show. Springboard to greatness? I vote yes!
I am not even gonna clutter this up with anything but the wonderful video below. I think this is going to start a big rush of people making videos about their town. I would but I don’t have my video camera or a band or ambition. Also – since this is a Cleveland post, Cleveland Rocks!
