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31
May

Cameron Diaz Should Advertise Make-Up

I'm pretty!  Really!

I'm pretty! Really!

I have a few pix from a photoshoot she did for the June issue of Vogue and, it’s been so long since I saw her done up, I’d forgotten how pretty she is!  Or can be, I guess.  She really is one of those women rendered virtually unrecognizable without make-up on.  So, truly, she is the poster child for cosmetics and all the beauty bennies they offer.  One magazine ad with before and after pix of her would sell boatloads of that brand.  It could be make-up made from wildebeest dung and aborted babies’ eyelashes and it would become a top seller.

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31
May

Long Ass Game: May 31-June 6

This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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30
May

Paterno tells Notre Dame to kiss his ass…

DONT HELP HIM UP MAN HE IS ALRIGHT. COME ON!

DONT HELP HIM UP MAN HE IS ALRIGHT. COME ON!

sort of.

Joe Paterno says he’d like to see either Rutgers, Pittsburgh or Syracuse join the Big Ten. And the legendary Penn State coach also knows which school he wants to keep out: Notre Dame.

Paterno met with reporters Wednesday at an alumni event near Allentown, Pa. “If I had my choice, someone that can give us the biggest TV exposure in the East,” JoePa said.

Makes sense. Fuck Notre Dame. He said they had their chance.

He did not add that they were cocksuckers, but clearly it was implied.

He did not add that they were asshole douchebags, but clearly it was implied.

He did not add that they were rat shit bastards, but clearly it was implied.

Since the Big Ten hates Joe Paterno, they’ll likely add Notre Dame.

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30
May

Kelly Brook has a Camera Phone! And a Bikini!

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My dimples are my best feature. REALLY!

I came across thirteen pix of Kelly Brook frolicking in the ocean (what a funny phrase; I think I read too many trashy mags.  Next, I will refer to someone as a “gal pal,” ewww!)  The pic above is the funniest one by far.  The rest are her texting with wet hair in a bikini with slightly droopy tits and a bit of a food baby.  Not the body of an A list celeb but, hey, she is C list, right?  So this all makes sense and my world is balanced. She has three body parts albums, whoa.

Kelly Brook

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29
May

Poor Cleveland

So, The Drew Carey Show.  Springboard to greatness?  I vote yes!

So, The Drew Carey Show. Springboard to greatness? I vote yes!

I am not even gonna clutter this up with anything but the wonderful video below.  I think this is going to start a big rush of people making videos about their town.  I would but I don’t have my video camera or a band or ambition.  Also – since this is a Cleveland post, Cleveland Rocks!

 

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29
May

What the hell is wrong with the Cubs?

This would be Big Z tossing a ball into left field. Because he was pissed at the ump, not because, you know, it was any part of a play.

This would be Big Z tossing a ball into left field. Because he was pissed at the ump, not because, you know, it was any part of a play.

The Cubs came into the season as favorites in the National League. They sit coming into today at 23-23 and like middle of the pack in their Division.

Things have not gone smoothly for the Cubs. Things might have hit rock bottom this week when Carlos Zambrano was ejected and then proceeded to: eject the umpire, toss a ball into left field, beat the crap out of a Gatorade machine with a baseball bat.

It was not the best meltdown, but, it was fairly entertaining.

Their biggest problem? Can’t hit and injuries. Derrek Lee has been fairly injured most of the season and slumped the rest of it. Aramis Ramirez has been injured. Milton Bradley has been a disappointment and blamed it on the umps, as we covered this week.

So, what do you think: can the Cubs bounce back and become the top team in the NL this year, as was expected?

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