Archive for December, 2009
Combine a hit movie with a celebrity death. Like when Harrison Ford died after Empire Strikes Back!
I was looking around the Internet this morning to see how many people were doing ‘Best of’ lists for the year or the decade. Quite a few have. But not me. Not yet. Decade isn’t over yet. Something could still happen. Like I said last week when Brittany Murphy died, make your list too early then you could end up getting screwed. Now, depending on what you are counting, it might be OK to publish your list now. I don’t think any more movies are coming out. No new albums. The list of best Olympics of the decade is pretty safe.
But my list is gonna be different, so there is still time for you to make it on there. Here’s some things you can do:
- Catch Osama Bin Laden
- Catch Osama Bin Laden but then let him go.
- Acquire super strength or the ability to fly.
- Make a sex tape.
- Show your boobs (this really only counts if you are Sarah Michelle Gellar or Winona Ryder).
- Write me a nice note explaining why you should be on the list. Feel free to include a pic of your boobs. There is no contradiction with my previous item here because SMG and Winona don’t need the note.
- Create a ‘Green Job’. LOL I know that one is impossible.
OK, you have one week. Take some initiative for once. Sheesh.
Last night when it was Christmas Eve I kept thinking. Hmm. I wonder if it’s gonna snow on Christmas. Then I remembered that I live in North Carolina now and there was no way that was gonna happen. Then I woke up and it was like a Christmas Miracle! If by miracle you mean it is raining like hell but still cold and shitty.
But it wasn’t all bad! The site is moved to its new home and I was gonna take a picture of me wearing my new shirt that says: “I’m awesome and have a huge rod.” and post it but I am much more demure than Vange. I am also paying no attention her ‘holiday break’ thing cause I am sick of her ignoring me because I’m a Wiccan. So I am not taking the weekend off. But we will be closed on the solstices and equinoxes. That said I do wish her and whatever comes with her (and all of you as well) a Merry Earth Mother Motorboating. That’s what I celebrate today. Motorboating Mother Nature. It doesn’t take long.
Ahh, Jesus. I like him very much. But he no help with curveball.
I am having my first annual New Mexico Holiday Craziness Party. I’ve been cooking for days and stocking up on booze. The weather even cooperated by dumping about two inches of snow last night so it is all systems go! I found this shirt and couldn’t stop laughing about it; it’s too perfect for me. The site is taking a bit of a holiday break starting…well, pretty much right now. I have biscochitos to bake (oh lard, save me!) and luminarias to assemble and all those weirdo last minute odds and ends that come from having a big party. So, happy merriness to all you kind and strange readers. And Talen, you too.
