A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a  while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde  joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely  silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before  you tell that
joke, sir, I think it’s only fair,  given that you’ re blind, that you should know five  things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl  with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a  blonde girl.

3) I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb.  blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4)  The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional  weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is  blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind  man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and  mutters….

‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five  times.’

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