See Colleen Camp up there?  From Clue?  You know.  Clue?  Best movie ever?  That’s me doing screen shots of Colleen Camp French Maid Boobs from Clue on my computer and it’s all because of epixhd.com.  And I should disclose that I am not getting paid by them in any way for doing this.  I should be, but I’m not.  They should be paying me big time cause I am totally hooked.  I watched Clue, and a couple Indiana Jones movies, and The Untouchables, and watching Chinatown on my other monitor right now!  How?  I don’t frigging know.  They sent me an invite code.

I actually did some research for this post and found out that they are a cable channel trying to get their on demand stuff into more cable systems.  The online component is apparently free for people who have the right cable.  And they have a thing where you can watch the same movie with your friends and like…chat about it or some shit.  I guess like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but less funny and with no robots.

So anyway.  Listen up EpixHD.  You owe me something for writing this post.  If my new invite expires I will demand recompense!  Recompense!

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