Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.  She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.