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		<title>I thought this was funny &#8211; Osama Bin Laden Valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade &#38; tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine&#8217;s Day.
&#8216;Since Valentine&#8217;s Day is for a Christian saint, and we&#8217;re Jewish,&#8217; she asks, &#8216;Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa&#8217;s father thinks a bit, then says: &#8216;No, I don&#8217;t think God would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Super Bowl Alternative</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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The Super Bowl is going to run what, four hours, say?  That&#8217;s 14440 seconds.  That means you could watch my alternative: Barefoot Bill&#8217;s Naked Guy Zombie Movie about 145 times in the same stretch.  Fuck that Super Bowl.  Tom Brady rules.  And fuck Peyton Manning&#8217;s stupid brother.  And fuck you, Ray Lewis, you and your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comment of the Week!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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OK &#8211; since this is our 5th year anniversary, we are doing some new features.  And also (at least based on this) resurrecting things we forgot about.  So here comes the comment of the week!  If you want to nominate someone for this coming week or something, I guess you can.  Maybe I will try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Nineties.  Beck &#8211; Loser</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of critics and people who spend too much time thinking about music say that Beck is a genius.  I assume it&#8217;s just because of this video. In fact, here is what I know about Beck:

This video rules;
I once knew someone who thought the lyric &#8220;two turntables with a microphone&#8221; was &#8220;tempt two devils with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC LOL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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Questlove, the drummer for Jimmy Fallon&#8217;s band the Roots took this picture and put it on Twitter.  I&#8217;m going to forego all the outrage and the jokes based on said outrage.  I&#8217;m also going to avoid posing the potentially incendiary theory that the menu could be considered by some to be historically significant for black [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, Summer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up to ice and snow today and it is beeeeeyewteeful!  But!  I have to go to work and driving in it and walking in it makes me less happy.  So I cranked the heat to 83 and put on my bikini.  This really isn&#8217;t working for me.  Not for nothing, but February is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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A five year old told his teacher he&#8217;d found a cat but it was dead.  &#8220;How do you know the cat was dead?&#8221; she asked him.  &#8220;Because I pissed in his ear and it didn&#8217;t move,&#8221; the child answered innocently.  &#8220;You did what?&#8221; the teacher exclaimed in surprise.  &#8220;You know,&#8221; explained the boy, &#8220;I leaned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PMS Stands for Punch my Sister</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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Actually, I don&#8217;t think it stands for that.  But I do know that the following PMS amusingness was gathered from across the Internets by a loyal reader and given to me so I could wreck it.  But I don&#8217;t think I wrecked it.  I even included the original joke, which was probably original back when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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No tags for this post.]]></description>
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		<title>I Require Inspiration</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet again/still, I am sick and taking raw meth by the handful.  However pesky immune systems are, I rather wish I had one.  So it may be because I am slightly stoned or perhaps because I am really really immature, but most of these made me laugh a lot today.  And the bird one&#8211;TRUTH!  Those [...]]]></description>
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