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		<title>Halloween 2009 &#8211; The Awards</title>
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So the 2009 costume contest has come and gone and the winners were announced, but I didn&#8217;t talk about everyone who entered yet.  And usually when there are individuals in our contests, I talk about them.  Cause screw them.  The gallery is at the bottom if you want to relive the glory of it.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ingenuity of Poor People</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, &#8220;Necessity is the mother of invention.&#8221;  They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too.

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		<title>Halloween Winners</title>
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I don&#8217;t have the time or frankly the desire to go through the whole tally of the Halloween contest tonight.  I will update the Contest page with the winners etc. tomorrow night, and you can see all the special awards I will make up between now and then.  I also got a couple late entries [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quiz: Things there are four of</title>
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Quite a while ago I did a quiz of things there were three of.  Well, I found the bookmark AND my password for the quiz thing, so, after a delay of 6 months or so &#8211; here&#8217;s the next quiz.  Post your scores in the comments.  And No Lying!




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		<title>How Does Your Garden Grow?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn&#8217;t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.  The woman asked him, &#8220;What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?&#8221;
The gentleman responded, &#8220;Twice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, No Shit, Sherlock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s shit.  That&#8217;s right: shit!  Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.  You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit.  Some people know their shit, while others can&#8217;t tell the difference between shit and shineola.  There are lucky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday</title>
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		<title>The Strangeness of Florida</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thinking Florida is weird is not really a surprise in any instance.  I mean, FARK has it&#8217;s own frigging category for it.  Now, I would like to think that this sign is Photoshopped.  Or that the sign was put there before those animals moved in.  But more than likely, I think the workers waiting three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flip Flop Sabotage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry, don&#8217;t give in to the  temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and, after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops  to the floor.
I could watch this one over and over.
Oh, wait a minute. I have!


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		<title>Let&#8217;s OD on 30 Rock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m kinda sorta sick but not really and there&#8217;s not shit on TV so I&#8217;m in the tub listening to 30 Rock reruns from Season 3 and I&#8217;ve decided it is the day of the run on sentence and you will like it once I get around to talking about Jane Krakowski and how I [...]]]></description>
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