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		<title>Ian&#8217;s Internet Adventures 5</title>
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More Legos!  This time it&#8217;s ZOMBIES!
Super Volcanoes!
GI JOE looks like it will suck.
Gizmondo is at it again.

	Tags: gi joe, iphones, Legos, nature
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		<title>Hot Chicks Wearing American Flags</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Didn&#8217;t really know what to do for the 4th of July this year.  I was gonna think of some more hidden dangers for you to worry about but then I realized you will find them on your own.  Then I was gonna tell you all the stuff I know about the Founding Fathers, like how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marissa Miller is Still Orange!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marissa Miller was at the something casino in Vegas wearing a short dress.  It sort of looks like chain mail to me which should be a detriment but it actually works.  I think she is in the Heidi Klum category where she can wear anything and make it look good.  Hefty bags?  Yup, these ladies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Kickball &#8211; Portland, Maine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I read Strange Maine and I came across them talking about Zombie Kickball.  Now, I am wondering if there is like a Zombie kickball league?  Like, I am not sure how they would organize it cause zombies don&#8217;t seem to be very organizationally inclined.  But it&#8217;s a really good idea.  Have regular humans make the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Quits as Governor.  Who is the hottest governor now?</title>
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Sarah Palin, hottest governor in the history of governors, quit today for some reason.  Here is some real info on it.  But since I need to go eat, I don&#8217;t have time to dig out any facts or anything, so here are some made up potential reasons.

Moving to Argentina to live with Mark Sanford.
Replacing Paul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would you like to see a clip from Michael Jackson&#8217;s last performance?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Then you might want to click here. I haven&#8217;t watched any FOX coverage on it, but 50-50 that Glenn Beck doesn&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s actually dead.
Here&#8217;s a nice touch, by FOX:
In the video released Thursday, the 50-year-old singer appears a step slower than he was in his twenties and thirties&#8230;.
I think they might be on to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ian&#8217;s Online Adventures 4</title>
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I see people like this at almost every single show I have ever been to.
In the wake of Burger King&#8217;s newest add things really haven&#8217;t come that far. Check this out for proof.
Breakfast and a Snack
Turns out, I&#8217;ve only ever really liked 1 movie in my time.

	Tags: Cool Foods, Hipsters, Movies, plots, Sexist Ads
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		<title>Neil Patrick Harris to Host Emmys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve ever once even considered watching How I Met your Mother. Heard it&#8217;s good, just, for some reason the idea of a comedy and CBS isn&#8217;t something that computes with me.
Hell, all of CBS pretty much does not compute with me. Other than Big Brother, I don&#8217;t think there is a single CBS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pick up tabs like Beckham</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, or maybe not like Beckham. Because, according to this book that was excerpted in Sports Illustrated this week, Beckham isn&#8217;t quick to pick up the tab and that kind of irked his broke-ass MLS teammates.
Here&#8217;s an ESPN summary of the article, but they focus on Landon Donovan calling out Beckham for being a bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bears Don&#8217;t Play Games</title>
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VERNON, N.J. &#8212; &#8211; A northwestern New Jersey man says he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-craving bear.
Henry Rouwendal says he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He says the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich.
Rouwendal says he [...]]]></description>
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