http://www.superficialgallery.com Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:00:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en According to this one, Snopes has confirmed it.  The proof if after the jump.  But even if they didn’t this seems totally legit.  And, actually, who says Snopes is right all the time?  And they have pop up ads on their site.  So they are suspect, anyway.  And now – AREA CODE 809! Costly NEW [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314 Ace reporter Acadia on the job again.  Lucky Sherman has more famousness to report on so after the jump check out the new interview.  And yeah, it was before the Super Bowl – so I’m sad  SG:  Are you going to watch the Super Bowl? Hell, yeah I’m going to watch the Superbowl. LS: Why [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/lucky-sherman-interview-two/23325 Have you ever wanted to see a washing machine tear itself to pieces after being loaded with things not meant to go into a washing machine?  If you have, then today is your lucky day.  Some guys got bored and decided to do this little “test” in the name of science.  SCIENCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/youtuesday-death-of-a-washing-machine/23318 Editor’s note – I was supposed to publish this last week when it was actually his birthday but I’m a week late becuase I wanted Beans to sound crazy! — Acadia Remember that time Christian Bale was done with that guy professionally? Well, long before that happened, I loved him. I loved him before he [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/man-candy-monday-christian-bale/23068 We may have done Bikini Sunday with Kristen Bell before.  I don’t care.  Just look at how cute she is.  Look how…Nordic her head looks.  Did you know that people used to call Norwegians “Square-Heads”?  That was racism against Norwegians.  Think about that.  White people used to be so racist that they even had a [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-kristen-bel/23298 See those people in that pic?  They ring a bell?  I bet they do, but I am also going to bet that a lot of you can’t name them.  But you might remember the story of the plucky girl with the hurt foot who did a vault for the USA in the Olympics.  Or you [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/white-town-your-woman/23290 I know people have a lot to say about China and how we need to be afraid of them.  “Ohhh, the Chinese will take over the world” I they say.  Well not anymore!  Now we need to be worried about India.  And before you try to tell some “political” this or “sensible” that, just hush.  [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/warriors-of-goja/23264 Today I saw a picture on Facebook of one of my friends making that duck face.  She looked pretty stupid, and I told her as much.  It gave me an idea for today’s post, though.  I would make fun of people who duck face!  Since I didn’t want to use my friend as the example [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/butt-tag/23266 I like it when I get emails that are all scary.  Speaking in the first person as a criminal or a Wall Street fat cat or Hitler is extra horrifying.  So get ready for a whole bunch of terror.  Burglar style! THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU: (Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267 So we know what we are about round here.  We aren’t really complex.  We have a few things we do pretty well.  One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target.  But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/why-arent-they-all-this-easy/23256