The woman on the right in the above pic is Christina Aguilera. She’s 30 years old. The woman on the left is Cher. She’s 64. Who would you do? No fair picking the guy in the hat in the background, either. Believe was a Top 10 hit for Cher in the ’90s. She had another one in the 2000s. Oh, and one in the ’80s. And the ’70s. And the ’60s. Madonna looks at Cher and realizes that even if she keeps giving Satan hand jobs and using gay backup dancers as horcruxes she can never be Cher.
The say that man fears time and time fears the pyramids. I would add to that: the pyramids fear Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris is scared shitless of Cher. Cher is so bad ass she only needs one syllable. Also, this song was the first to use Auto-Tune which makes me happy cause it gives me a chance to play Auto-Tune the News 5 again. Fuck I love that. Also, Cher invented glue and the space shuttle. And democracy. Video and lyrics and Auto-Tune the news after the jump!
Droppin’ rhymes like rain.
Cher – Believe
No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can’t break through
There’s no talking to you
It’s so sad that you’re leaving
It takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You’re gonna be the lonely one, oh
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough now,
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough now
What am I supposed to do
Sit around and wait for you
Well I can’t do that
And there’s no turning back
I need time to move on
I need love to feel strong
‘Cause I’ve had time to think it through
And maybe I’m too good for you, oh
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Well I know that I’ll get through this
‘Cause I know that I am strong
And I don’t need you anymore
No, I don’t need you anymore
Oh, I don’t need you anymore
No, I don’t need you anymore
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no (fade)
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Your tribute to Cher is quite fitting and LOL @ Chuck Norris.
I love Cher. Even the episode of Scooby Doo featuring her and Sonny is a great one.
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I don’t really understand why Cher is a gay icon.
Because her daughter is a lesbian.
I didn’t know Madonna was giving out satanic handjobs. It explains a lot.
You didn’t know cause you would blab it. Like you just did.
Oh my god, I loved/love this song…
Man, that Auto-Tune the News gets funnier every time I see it.
Actually Cher’s daughter is now her son, Chaz. Christine is hot, Cher?? not so much.. sorry.
NOW WE FIGHT
I liked Cher so much more before she got herself surgically altered to look like a carp.
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LET THEM LICK EACHOTHER.
and I will just watch them…………….