The kids put down a glass panel and- I’m not making this up- Will Jesus walks. He walks on the water. He is also wearing an all white three piece suit with a tailcoat and a white satin top coat. This looks like something Liberace would have dreamed up- also, a white suit, really? Tackiness aside, why would you propose to someone with OCD while wearing a white suit? “Sorry, Will, could you repeat that? You have a string on your shoulder, some dirt on your knee, and your hair is shedding all over your jacket.”

Will throws his top hat into the pool and swims over to Emma. He proposes, and Emma says yes.

Afterwards, in the ninth hour of the school day, Artie tells Becky they shouldn’t date. She asks if it is because she’s too intimidating, and he takes that excuse and runs with it. Helen Mirren narrates that Becky knows better- she knows it is because she has Down’s. “Some days, it sucks being me,” Becky Mirren laments.

Becky cries to Sue in her office, and Sue tells Becky that they’ve both been recently dumped. Sue gets out some ice cream, and proposes they have a good old fashioned sob fest while watching a movie on Lifetime (“television for ovaries.”) Do these kids ever leave school? Sue holds Becky’s hand, which is either sweet or creepy. I’ll let you decide.

Finn stands on stage, looking at a photograph of his father. I kind of hoped it would be Jimmy Fallon, but that would probably take the tragedy out of the character. If you follow me on Twitter (@malkatz,) you know I have a one woman campaign to have Jimmy on the show as Finn’s relative. I am hoping that Jimmy gets to play Finn’s uncle or something- Jimmy can sing, he’s funny, and he has a resemblance to Cory. Think about it, Fox. Also, maybe rethink your news programs?

Rachel looks at the photo and tells Finn there is a resemblance. She asks why he asked her to meet him. Finn remembers their first date, which was on the stage- Rachel staged a picnic, and said they could kiss, and he ran away. He said he was nervous then, and is nervous now. Rachel asks why, and Finn gives a romantic speech- one that is much, much more moving that the one Will gave Emma- and then proposes to Rachel. Rachel opens her mouth to answer, and the episode ends.

Next week on Glee:

• Rachel tries to book Barbra Streisand as wedding entertainment.
• Finn asks Will to be his best man, but the police will not allow it after I tipped them off.
• Artie falls into the pool after trying to Jesus Wheelchair on flimsy glass, leaving him in a musical coma.
• Santana discovers it is physically impossible for her to kiss Brittany, much to the fans’ dismay.
• Kurt melts into a puddle of glitter glue after being asked to plan two weddings.
• Mercedes, Tina and Mike say nothing for an hour.

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