Nobilis Reed

I am having my first annual New Mexico Holiday Craziness Party.  I’ve been cooking for days and stocking up on booze.  The weather even cooperated by dumping about two inches of snow last night so it is all systems go!  I found this shirt and couldn’t stop laughing about it; it’s too perfect for me.  The site is taking a bit of a holiday break starting…well, pretty much right now.  I have biscochitos to bake (oh lard, save me!) and luminarias to assemble and all those weirdo last minute odds and ends that come from having a big party.  So, happy merriness to all you kind and strange readers.  And Talen, you too.

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10 Responses to “Happy Merriness”

  • I wouldn’t say Anti-Christ …more like Christ Lite.

    While I can’t walk on water, heal the sick or bring back the dead I do have a patented process for turning water to wine.

    First I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and then I piss in a bowl…this gives my wine the needed lite alcohol content, Next I color my wine with the much heralded red dye #3, sure it causes cancer but the best things in life are never good for you.

    I then add 3 fully cooked brussel sprouts and let it sit out in the sun for 3 weeks. Then I pour the conCOCKtion into a 1 gallon zip lock bag and put it into my specially branded wine box and hermetically seal it to keep the goodness in.

    The current brand name is PISStol Whipped… coming soon to the finer drinking establishments and eateries near you.

    Okay…I am the Anti-Christ

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  • ann:

    I couldn’t vote because none of the answers applied.
    I would wear the shirt and I am flat chested but I’m not 6’4″…lol
    Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas or whatever it is you happen to be celebrating.

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  • Acadia:

    I pray to crom

    also – nobody shuts the site down but me – prepare for me to perhaps eventually write a rebuttal!

    Also – Talen likes pee stuff.

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  • Acadia…I like peeing not necessarily pee stuff…I guess you know what you’ll be getting for Xmas now…

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  • vange:

    @Acadia
    Well, unless and until you write your rebuttal, I can and did shut the site down for the holidays. CHALLENGE EXTENDED!

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  • Acadia:

    If the site move doesn’t work right, then you won’t have shut it down either! ZING!

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  • jeremy:

    I think the forum is jacked.

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  • vange:

    @jeremy

    I think you’re jacked! Happiness to you, jeremy.

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  • Love the shirt. It would, however, look like crap on me considering I have yet to figure out how to grow boobs like that. On the other hand, folks could read the words better. On the other hand, I don’t think anybody is prone to looking at my chest, cute Christmas shirt or not. sigh…

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  • I think the issue is too controversial!

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