Kickin' it old school.

This really did make me laugh.  Seriously.

Four friends  spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing  trip.  Two days  before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he  isn’t going.  Frank’s friends  are very upset that he can’t go but, what can they  do?

Two days later,  the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting  there with  a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the  fire.

“Damn man! How  long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you  go?”

“Well, I’ve  been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess  who?’”

I pulled her  hands off and she was wearing a brand-new see-through nightie.  She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.  The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all  over.  On the bed -  handcuffs and ropes!  She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, “Do what ever you want!”

Payoff after the cut

So here I  am.

ZING!

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