Just because i don't have any time these days to work on the site does not mean that other people don't. Pretty soon we are going to be a real live blog! Click the link below to see how it is coming along - and leave some comments. And here is a list of some of the people who made this possible. If I had to do it, it would be done in like, July.And here it is: Superficial Gallery 2.0

• Evangeline
• Sebastiano
• Eyespi
• Aerten
• JW
• The Realtor
• Stan (not really)

JW is pretty angsty in this one. Read about his startling discovery here and then leave him nice comments to help soften the blow of his inevitable realization about his lack of relevance.

Click here to read JW's body of work.

So yeah. If you have been coming to this site for a while, you will probably notice that I have gone to a lot of trouble lately to pretend that it is a blog. I have columns on the left and right. I got some fancy styles - and some cheap ass comment system on the column pages. But I am not really a blog. We have to do all this stuff by hand! Which is why I need your help.

I need to see if I should switch this part of the site to be a blog. And i have been talking to this guy who has some sweet Free WordPress Themes. Go look at it. See all that jazzy stuff he has? And he has WordPress Tutorials as well, but since I don't have WordPress, they do me no good. As soon as evangeline makes the page that goes with this post - go in my ghetto comments and tell me if I should switch. And since if I DO get a blog, send me some money so I can pay ThemeLab to make me one that looks just like the site does now (except not shitty).

Go to the comments and tell me if I should switch!

OK - It's time for some vulgar commerce. If you have your own website (and I know that anyone who has my link on their page clicks it once in a while to make me think it's worth it - cause that's what I do) then you need to click below to find out about this huge Entrecard Giveaway Contest. If you don't have a website, then click something else. Seriously - if you want more traffic - try it.

There were a few movies that came out last week; Horton Hears a Who (which was the winner of the weekend), Never Back Down (a carbon copy of the Fast and the Furious but with pit fighting!), College Road Trip... you get it by now, there was a lot of boring stuff this week.

But Funny Games is not. A shot by shot remake of an Austrian movie of the same name, Funny Games is difficult, disturbing, provoking and challenging. Two insane youths kidnap and torture an innocent family, playing games with both them and you the audience in rapid abundance. Watching it makes you think a bit, possibly makes you recoil a bit but at least it gives you a reaction other than the warm feeling of when a fictional movies ends in the way that makes all the soccer mom’s happy. Catch it if you can, or grab it when it comes out on DVD.

St. Patrick's Day is here again, and rather than make a bunch of jokes about how they are all drunk and pale (and since my gene pool is a hearty chunk Irish, I know these things to be true) I thought I would impart a little fact to you that I learned yesterday in the forum. We have a poster who is actually from Ireland (and yes, she is pale and probably drunk) who informed me: So have fun doing what the Church wants you to do...suckers.

This is Forum Promotion Week. Go Join now. The people in the pic above all joined just today (lie) and as I noted in the headline, anyone who joins is gonna get some free noodz (another lie). And if you are from Entrecard, you can use the forum to talk shop, or relax for two seconds and have some fun (truth). Now go!

Not familiar with Andrea Lowell? Allow us to correct that.

I don't know if this is legit or not. I am too lazy to check it, so someone else check it and email me if it is right. Also, the windows command will be Start >> Run >> Type Calc >> Hit Enter