You ever know someone who makes every party they are at more fun? They know lots of interesting things to keep the conversation flowing. They make everyone laugh. Then they get too drunk and turn a little mean, but in a sexy way? That's this website.
See Colleen Camp up there? From Clue? You know. Clue? Best movie ever? That’s me doing screen shots of Colleen Camp French Maid Boobs from Clue on my computer and it’s all because of epixhd.com. And I should disclose that I am not getting paid by them in any way for doing this. I should be, but I’m not. They should be paying me big time cause I am totally hooked. I watched Clue, and a couple Indiana Jones movies, and The Untouchables, and watching Chinatown on my other monitor right now! How? I don’t frigging know. They sent me an invite code.
I actually did some research for this post and found out that they are a cable channel trying to get their on demand stuff into more cable systems. The online component is apparently free for people who have the right cable. And they have a thing where you can watch the same movie with your friends and like…chat about it or some shit. I guess like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but less funny and with no robots.
So anyway. Listen up EpixHD. You owe me something for writing this post. If my new invite expires I will demand recompense! Recompense!
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AcadiacloseAuthor: AcadiaName: Acadia Einstein Email: acadia@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com About: What can I say that hasn't already been said in premature eulogies and police reports? Well, I am almost supernaturally handsome. I have as many arms as Shiva that Indian Goddess which makes me awesome at ping pong. When I'm not yelling at the staff, I spend my time as a stuffed animal judge. You would be surprised at how many crimes Fusby commits. He's a repeat offender.See Authors Posts (422) 2 Comments
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EvangelinecloseAuthor: EvangelineName: Evangeline Sweet Email: vange@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com/Celebs/albums/index.php About: I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!See Authors Posts (507) No Comments
This is what I dressed up as. Did I look like a hot chick?
So the 2009 costume contest has come and gone and the winners were announced, but I didn’t talk about everyone who entered yet. And usually when there are individuals in our contests, I talk about them. Cause screw them. The gallery is at the bottom if you want to relive the glory of it. I am going to reference people in the order in which they finished in the contest. The no sign booby prize people are at the bottom. Boobies. Hee.
Super Ghost Boy – What can I say? Who would have thought that a kid who could not even figure out how to hold the goddamn sign rightside up could amass an army of more than 1200 cookie deleting bastards! Super Ghost Boy, I hope your mom or dad or whoever entered you uses the money to buy you a real costume for next year!
The Lewis Carrolls – It was really close on like, Tuesday when the Lewis Carrolls (good costumes by the way) were really fighting the good fight vote wise. I like them a lot and I hope they play next year. UPDATE – The LC’s Contacted me and let me know that they got their votes from Myspace!
Squeenager – Now we are in the realm of what I like to call “The people who didn’t cheat”. Squeenager mobilized a lot of people. Also, not for nothing, but I heard some guys were commenting on her and I will be contacting the FBI, pervs. Her name is not Squeendult. Anyway – hats off to you, undead child.
Fragileheart – Prettiest costume for sure. I mean, this was genuine finery. And she got redressed on Sunday just to enter. I know cause I was in her yard watching her.
Jeremy – Jeremy by FAR worked the hardest on his pics. I mean, come on. Look at them. You have to squint to see him in some of them and then when you do it’s fucking creepy. I think if he had big tits he would have won.
The rest (and the new pics) after the jump – don’t miss it!!!
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AcadiacloseAuthor: AcadiaName: Acadia Einstein Email: acadia@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com About: What can I say that hasn't already been said in premature eulogies and police reports? Well, I am almost supernaturally handsome. I have as many arms as Shiva that Indian Goddess which makes me awesome at ping pong. When I'm not yelling at the staff, I spend my time as a stuffed animal judge. You would be surprised at how many crimes Fusby commits. He's a repeat offender.See Authors Posts (422) 9 Comments
Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, “Necessity is the mother of invention.” They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too.
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EvangelinecloseAuthor: EvangelineName: Evangeline Sweet Email: vange@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com/Celebs/albums/index.php About: I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!See Authors Posts (507) 4 Comments
I don’t have the time or frankly the desire to go through the whole tally of the Halloween contest tonight. I will update the Contest page with the winners etc. tomorrow night, and you can see all the special awards I will make up between now and then. I also got a couple late entries I will post.
For the time being, here is the winner in each bracket. You can be all snuggly knowing that your $100 and other no sign having booby prize will be along soon.
Regular Contest Winner: Super Ghost Boy
No Sign Winner: Zorro and Catherine Zeta Jones.
So…hooray.
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AcadiacloseAuthor: AcadiaName: Acadia Einstein Email: acadia@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com About: What can I say that hasn't already been said in premature eulogies and police reports? Well, I am almost supernaturally handsome. I have as many arms as Shiva that Indian Goddess which makes me awesome at ping pong. When I'm not yelling at the staff, I spend my time as a stuffed animal judge. You would be surprised at how many crimes Fusby commits. He's a repeat offender.See Authors Posts (422) No Comments
Quite a while ago I did a quiz of things there were three of. Well, I found the bookmark AND my password for the quiz thing, so, after a delay of 6 months or so – here’s the next quiz. Post your scores in the comments. And No Lying!
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AcadiacloseAuthor: AcadiaName: Acadia Einstein Email: acadia@superficialgallery.com Site:http://www.superficialgallery.com About: What can I say that hasn't already been said in premature eulogies and police reports? Well, I am almost supernaturally handsome. I have as many arms as Shiva that Indian Goddess which makes me awesome at ping pong. When I'm not yelling at the staff, I spend my time as a stuffed animal judge. You would be surprised at how many crimes Fusby commits. He's a repeat offender.See Authors Posts (422) 3 Comments
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