I am passing this on to you because it has worked wonders for me. In today’s hectic world, we could all use a little calm.  By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.  The article said, “The way to achive inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”  So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and not finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey’s, Kahula, Bacardi, Wild Turkey, Prozac, some valium, a cheesecake and a box of chocolates.  You have no idea how fucking good I feel now, passed out in some bus station!

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