When You Shouldn't Hypenate Your Name

This chick shouldn't hypenate, either.

They have a cream for that.

I bet she is, that lil vixen!

Get some Detrol.

Truth in advertising?

How much you wanna bet they have no sense of humor?

The last I saw them they...

Hurry! Hurry! Fat girls are impatient!

Well, years ago I might have...

I learned in college...

As soon as I'm done here, I'm gonna...

The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a . .

I got nothin'. Whoa.

I wonder if they label the sock drawer, too.

Not only has my butt been itchin', on closer inspection I find my . .

It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an . .

Honest, Judge, I'm not a...

My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to . .

After I get all of these medical problems taken care of, I think I'll go get a . .