When I got back to my fort today.  Not that I live in a fort, but I do have a fort in my house.  And it isn’t a shitty one with chairs and blankets like your sucky baby forts.  But anyway, I looked in my email, and I had two (actually eight cause Maxwell seems to be a button hammerer) emails from some guy names Maxwell Mbavarire.  They are the best emails I ever received, and I am hoping that Maxwell sends me some more.

Email the first:

Subj: GOD BLESS   GOD BLESS

NICE  PHOTOS,THANKS  WITH THE  NICE  BEAUTYFUL  SEXY  PHOTOS,YOU  SHOULD  BE  JUST  BE  MY  WOMAN,I  ENJOY WATCHING  YOUR  PHOTOS,I  WILL  DO  ANYTHING  FOR  YOU  BABYLOVEMAX   [ MISS  UNION BOYFRIEND  ]

Email the second:

Subj: GOD BLESS   GOD BLESS

STILL  MAX,I  AM JUST  LOOKIN  AT  YOUR  PHOTOS,WHY  DONT  YOU  JUST  BE  WOMAN,BE  WIFE,LOTS  OF  NICE  PHOTOS,GOD  BLESSLOVEMAX

Sooooo, as you can see, Max thinks our contact page is a magic sex box.  And I hope he keeps on sending these, cause I assume somehow if he ever finds me and saws me up, the FBI can catch him by tracing them.  Or something.  Shit, I may be screwed.

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