Never did one of these before. I hope the subject matter isn’t too offensive. I’d hate to get punched in the stomach by some New Age ninja or an angry scientist. Now go read it after the jump.

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HA! Perfect level of offensiveness…LOL! You should do more like this.
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That’s pretty funny, actually. Maybe the aliens that told the Mayans about the 2012 future neglected to tell them about the pesky things like bacteria and warfare that the Spaniards would be bringing.
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