Sons of Maxwell need an entire box of Kleenex, please.

Here’s a headline I can dig…

United Airlines Destroys a Guitar, Leaves a Weeping Musician

Damn right dude, the hell with your guitar! Emo fuck, now go sing about it. Oh, wait, is that what he did?

United Airlines is surely regretting that one of its latest victims is a musician who has decided to tell the whole YouTube world about how the airline mishandled his guitar.

I’m not linking the Youtube, because I don’t know where it is at, and the hell with this dude. Shit, you know putting your damn guitar on the airplane it’s like 50-50 whether it gets broken, so how are you going to cry about it when it goes down?

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