Created by crimethinc.com – retyped by superficialgallery.com because the dummies at crimethinc.com made it an image. You can download a pdf of it here in case you want to.
You have the right to be in a public place and to observe police activity!
If the police stop anyone…
- STOP AND WATCH
- Write down officer’s names, badge numbers, and car numbers. Sometimes it can be difficult for a third party to get close enough to an officer to record their information without needlessly escalating the encounter. COPS CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE NUMBERS ON THEIR VEHICLES.
- Write down the time, date and place of the incident and all details as soon as possible.
- Ask if the person is being arrested and if so, on what charge.
- Get witnesses’ names and contact information.
- Try to get arrestees’ names, but only if they are already known to the police.
- Document any injuries as soon as possible. Photograph them and prepare a medical report describing the details of the injuries.
If you don’t know who Big Audio Dynamite is then I think you need to go do some research. If you don’t know who The Clash is then you need to do even more research. Or don’t, I don’t care. I’m not too much of a music snob. In fact, now that I think about it, I don’t have much good to say about music snobs. Unless they are hot, I guess. Or they can also run really fast or finish a Rubik’s Cube. So once again my overriding goodness saves the day.
But seriously, if you are a music snob, you really should re-examine things. Nobody cares what you think. And if you revel in the idea that the “unwashed masses” don’t get you, you are confusing indifference with awe. It’s like when your mom used to tell you the other kids were “just jealous” of you. No they weren’t. You just sucked. So go ahead and listen to some fun music for once. Unless you are trying to get laid in college, your opinions are worthless. WORTHLESS! Video and lyrics after the jump.
A statue of the Hulk has been made to immortalize his biggest scene in the new Avengers movie. I was on the fence about going and seeing it when it comes out, but this has convinced me that it’s worth my time. It is a pretty big spoiler for the movie though so if you wish to be surprised when it comes out, don’t click the link! You’ve been warned!
Wait, that’s a typo. It should read: Get a Bed for 50% off. The “me” part was what we call in advertising a “bait and switch”. But the discount part is real.
Because I am such a fancy tycoon, I get to give out discounts to these memory foam mattresses and topper things and pillows and anything else they sell. I’m even trying out the “topper” thing right now but I am giving it an honest chance before I give my review. I also don’t like saying “topper”. It bothers me for some reason. I have problems with those kinds of things. Like, the fish sandwich at Burger King is called the B** F*** and I don’t like saying that but at the drive through I just kept mumbling “..fish..” and she wouldn’t confirm what I wanted unless I said the name and I just drove away.
So anyway, I have a discount code for you to get 1/2 off whatever they sell. The code is BEARS50 and go ahead and try it. It works. No joke! Get the topper thing and we can compare notes. Or I could copy off you. Whatever works.
Just a quick word: I apologize for the Michael recap delay. It was both my fault, and the site admin’s. We were just testing your loyalty, really.
Anyway, here come the bulletpoints.
Editor’s note – this was written a while ago but I didn’t know it because the new writer (ROBERT BODDEN) messed me up with his weird and provocative messages. So whatever. Just critique his critique!
NBC may have a new hit with the musical series Smash. The series takes viewers behind the scenes of the creation of a broadway musical based on the life of Marilyn Monroe. If you were expecting a Glee ripoff you were completely wrong. Smash is about as far from Glee as you can get without losing the musical aspects altogether. There are no thirty year old teens singing in high school hallways taking slushies to the face. Smash is all grown up and set right in the middle of the broadway scene. What they do have in common are excellent musical musical numbers and a talented cast. Also, Glee started with several stereotypical characters (the flamboyant gay kid, the dumb cheerleader and the obnoxious yet talented girl) and through strong writing turned them into characters you can care about. Smash has its own stereotypes in place (womanizing director, talented newcomer, talented veteran that competes against newcomer) but Smash has a strong cast that will hopefully be able to make these characters more than just what they appear to be.