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Nov
Pointy Bras. I guess they are better than ones shaped like question marks….
It's not polite to point
Since most of you don’t like in Britain, you probably are not up on British fashion. Well, worry no longer. I am here to keep you up to date on the fashion trends of our little floating friends to the east. And right now, it’s pointy bras! According to some British bra scientist:
‘Conical bras have 48 technological components to help create that 1950s silhouette.’
This is why women need to stop complaining that they have it tougher than men. You have 48 technical components. What do guys have? Some socks stuffed into their pants? That spray-on hair? All you British women with your pointy boobs should be helping your soccer hooligan men out by poking them with your pointy boobs. They’ll appreciate it, and it might keep them from trying to burn you at the stake for being a witch. Or it may make them more likely. I’m no sociologist of England.
Hopefully they will remain with the Brits. I don’t want to wear anything, other than parachute, if needed, that has 48 technical components. That’s gotta hurt.
So glad I have you to keep me tuned in to all the important things in life. All this recession talk, and no one else is even mentioning pointy bras. I have to say that 48 technical components is probably still not enough to properly battle gravity. We have the Miracle Bra, but if you’ve nursed babies, you know it can’t provide that big of a miracle.
I can do without the pointy bras. To be honest I don’t think I even have enough to make a point….lol
LOL! Maybe this could help me!