Honestly, I’m mostly dead so you are lucky there is anything here at all. I should throw that goat at you. Goddamn Red Necks. Like this band who made this weird hillbilly song into a dance tune and it really would be funny if I threw that goat at you. “BLEAT! THUD!” He’d probably say. Video and lyrics after the jump.
Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If It hadn’t Been For Cotton Eyed Joe
I’d Been Married a long Time Ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
He brought a disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls watching out from down south.
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men ’cause of Cotton-Eye Joe
(Yee-Haw)
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls watching out from down south.
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men ’cause of Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
According to Wikipedia these guys are Swedish and their next album is Saturday Night Beaver. If I tried to make this shit up nobody would believe me!
Who said anyone believed you now?
Those are probably the only words in English that he knows!
I find the goat an interesting choice. I know someone who thinks eating goat is a wonderful experience.
Vange just cause you got an inch of snow is no reason to eat your pet Goat.
I use to dance to this song in junior high. That dance sucked, but we all did it anyway, like the stupid ass Macarena.
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I had Cotton Eye once. It sucked.
I’m just going to set this on an endless loop now…….