Quitter!

Sarah Palin, hottest governor in the history of governors, quit today for some reason.  Here is some real info on it.  But since I need to go eat, I don’t have time to dig out any facts or anything, so here are some made up potential reasons.

• Moving to Argentina to live with Mark Sanford.
• Replacing Paul Schaeffer on Letterman.
• Moving to Hollywood to become a Tina Fey impersonator.
• Realized being governor of Alaska sucks.
• Stickin’ it to the man.
• Wanted to break Pat Buchanan’s heart.

I guess any of these are likely, but what a weird thing.  I said when she gave the speech at the convention, if she had just given the speech, not run as VP, then went back to Alaska and studied a bunch of shit, she could have wiped the floor with people down the road.  But now it’s just crazy weirdness.

Also – I am serious about wondering who the hottest governor is now.  Do they have like a governor’s yearbook?