Posts Tagged ‘300 wins’

Every time I get annoyed with the huge amount of bullshit that I have to endure in this lifetime I feel like Andy Rooney. I think he still does his Sixty Minutes thing where he gets paid a fortune to be a cranky bastard for a few minutes. I don’t know I stopped watching TV a while ago because it annoyed me.

What set this off you might ask? Yeah I can see you frantically hitting the scroll button to the next topic so you can just suck it. Anyway I’m trying to take a leak at the supermarket the other day and in walks Daddy with little Jennifer who has to piddle. I know that little girls have to go just like everyone else but what the hell is he doing taking her into a men’s room with a line of guys using the urinals. I wasn’t the only guy who suddenly got the urge to zip it up and flee. The least he could have done was yell GRENADE or poke his head in and say: “Hey my kid has to pee so put them away guys.”

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randyjohnsonRandy Johnson has won his 300th game. It’s an amazing accomplishment and with the way pitchers pitch right now with bullpens the way they are, pitch counts and 5-man rotations this is something that we might not see again.

And, hell, many didn’t see it live either. There were like 6 people at Nationals Park in DC today that weren’t on a team or related to the Big Unit. But, MLB Network had it on and granted, it was a sleepy, rainy, dreary performance. Today was not dominating, only 2 strikeouts in 6 innings pitched, but it was the culmination of a great and at many times dominating career.

Johnson is the 24th MLB pitcher to reach 300 wins and might be the last time we see this in a while.

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