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So I needed to meet up with Acadia in person this week, but he’s been incredibly busy with work. So, I had to meet him where he works. He gave me directions to the place, I popped them into my GPS and I was on my way. As I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed the big sign. I thought, “Oh, well that certainly explains a lot.” Pic of the sign after the jump.
I had no idea who Imogen Thomas was when JD mentioned her to me, so like the dutiful Superficial Gallery writer that I am, I went in search of more information and found out she’s a model and reality TV star. And, as JD pointed out, I also discovered she’s a very adept topless model. However, this is not Topless Tuesday, so I had to leave those pictures out, no matter how much you all would have enjoyed them. That being said, I really don’t think any of you will complain over the pictures below. As you will see, Imogen is one busty gal, which I’m sure will make Acadia grin like a horny teenager. He is a boob man after all.
So here you guys go. Feast your eyes on the Imogen Thomas and her impressive bustline.
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A friend of mine asked recently: “When did you get so disorganized?” I don’t know. If I was organized I’d have made a note of the date and put it in a file that had been carefully labeled with various colored pens. Then I’d do the Sunday Times crossword in ink and pigs would fly. Truth is I remember my own birthday because it’s on a major holiday. If you weren’t born on Christmas or not on that select list of women who are inclined to get naked with me on their birthday I’m likely to forget yours too.
Anyway Cornmeal recently reminded me we’ve been writing here at Superficial Gallery for a year now. I suspect he’s one of those organized guys with colored pens and a file cabinet. He’s also funny and one of the best things about coming here. Superficial Gallery is like Playboy: You check out the cute girls, see what funny stuff has been posted, make sure you’re updated on TV and the Southern Fried Vampires then if you have time you read the articles. I’m the guy who writes those. Sometimes people actually read them. I write some movie reviews too. Nobody reads those which means eventually I’ll be a top rated critic and on Rotten Tomatoes telling the world what movies to watch. It won’t change much, the press pass Acadia gave me will still be drawn in green crayon.
This week’s Bikini Sunday features former America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry.
I hate to admit this because it’ll probably make his head swell, but I have to thank Mr. JD Ortega for mentioning Adrianne. She’s a perfect choice; she’s got big boobs. And she shamelessly tweets photos of herself sunning on the beach with her chest on display.
HEY! I just realized something. She’s the perfect chick for Acadia to stalk on Twitter now that her and her hubby Christopher Knight are no longer together.
So I have come to realize that I am pretty cynical. I can be off-putting. One person even told me I “came off like a douche bag”. At first I was going to ask them who wears a douche bag but then I thought about it more and realized that was just what that person was talking about. I think that’s why people always think I’m up to something whenever I’m nice. And that seems to affect the way the site is perceived and how people treat us here and what people think of the Podcaturday show.
So I did some serious soul searching and…
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I don’t usually get to interview stars, and in this instance I only got to ask three questions. But I did manage to get Milla Jovovich to open up and admit something I think we had all suspected for a long time.
It’s a good feeling letting someone be honest about how they feel. Especially a big star like Milla. This is what winning REALLY feels like.