Posts Tagged ‘acrostic’

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It’s Thanksgiving and Vange and I would like to thank you for whatever it is you do here.  Whether you are voting for banana or refusing to comment on posts because you know we want you to, you never fail to disappoint.  Except for you.  No, not you. Him.  Anyway, this contest is the easiest one ever!  All you need to do is post your own acrostic for the word Thanksgiving.  It can be a sentence or not.  But the one that Vange and I decide is the funniest will win.  And in case of a tie, we will flip Maitland.  Here is an idea to get you going.  My acrostic is going to be related to Hollywood!  Sort of?  Post yours in the comments – if you win, we will email you.  If you put a fake email, you don’t win dick.

And this is staying up until after Thanksgiving – look down lower if you want to see other stuff.  We scheduled some things, but we are taking the week off.  I will be spending time with my family, and I assume Vange will return to her cave to tell fortunes.  Or something.  Happy Thanksgiving!

Oh – since people asked (seriously) 1: An acrostic is when you make a word out of each letter in another word (see below).  And the contest will be over when I get home next weekend.  So keep thinking.

And you can enter more than once.

Tits
Hooters
Apples
Num Nums
Knockers
Speed Bumps
Gazongas
Illinois Treasure Mounds
Volvo Wagons
Independence Day Picnic Baskets
Norton Anti Viruses
Glorious Sweatermints

Good luck!