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Due to budget cuts, Alabama was forced to skimipify their cheerleader outfits.
Capping off College Football’s season opening slate is the marquee matchup of #5 Alabama and #7 Virginia Tech. Not gonna throw out a prediction on score or winner, but will predict this: Alabama struggles with a passing offense and Virginia Tech blocks a kick.
Also tonight sees #20 Brigham Young take on #3 Oklahoma. Sam Bradford will throw for tons of touchdowns for Oklahoma, so hopefully whoever is quarterbackin’ for BYU channels a little Ty Detmer (Yes, Ty, fuck Steve Young, I said it) and can turn this one into an entertaining shootout.
And, if you still want more college football, at like 11pm Washington and LSU play in what could be a sleeper of an entertaining game. LSU comes in thought to be the much better team, but, Washington is still a major conference team hosting a team from an entirely different part of the country, which tends to keep games closer than they should be.

This email may be bullshit - I can't check as I am too lazy to go to snopes.
I like when emails have pictures – they have more credibility then.
This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Wiess about 90 miles north of Birmingham, Alabama !
The helicopter pilot and the game warden were in communication via radio. Here is a transcript of their conversation:
‘Air1 have you a visual on the gator, over’
‘Approaching inlet now, over’
‘RogerAir1′
‘Gator sighted…. Looks like it has a small animal in its mouth… moving in, over’
‘RogerAir1′
‘Holy Crap, it’s a deer!’
‘Confirm Air1… did you say deer?, Over’
‘Roger… a deer in its mouth… looks like a full sized buck… that’s a big gator, we’re gonna need more men, Over’
‘RogerAir1… can you give me an idea on size of animal, over’
‘It’s big… 25 feet at least. Please advise. Gator is heading to inlet… do I pursue?, over’
Clicking the jump is sooooo worth it.