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That's some good shirtless death. Some damn good shirtless death.

Lots of critics and people who spend too much time thinking about music say that Beck is a genius.  I assume it’s just because of this video. In fact, here is what I know about Beck:

  • This video rules;
  • I once knew someone who thought the lyric “two turntables with a microphone” was “tempt two devils with a microphone;”
  • I know the lyric above is not from this Beck song, a-hole;
  • The best part of this video, out of the million good parts of this video, is right near the beginning when he tries to do the cool jump off the dirt pile;
  • The psychedelic rooftop shirtless Mexican guitar player is like, the 5th best thing in this video.  Think about THAT statement.

Watch the video and read the lyrics after the jump.  And if you are gonna sing the song in a car, LEARN the lyrics.  Don’t just murmur until the “who’s chokin’ on the splinters” part comes on.  I hate people who do that.  I’d like to stick them in a cage with the people who do the hand claps during “Take the Money and Run” and set them on fire. Now get cool. 90′s losers!

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