Posts Tagged ‘british fashion’
It's not polite to point
Since most of you don’t like in Britain, you probably are not up on British fashion. Well, worry no longer. I am here to keep you up to date on the fashion trends of our little floating friends to the east. And right now, it’s pointy bras! According to some British bra scientist:
‘Conical bras have 48 technological components to help create that 1950s silhouette.’
This is why women need to stop complaining that they have it tougher than men. You have 48 technical components. What do guys have? Some socks stuffed into their pants? That spray-on hair? All you British women with your pointy boobs should be helping your soccer hooligan men out by poking them with your pointy boobs. They’ll appreciate it, and it might keep them from trying to burn you at the stake for being a witch. Or it may make them more likely. I’m no sociologist of England.