Posts Tagged ‘Coffee’

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

I’m not a big coffee drinker. However, if I did drink coffeee, I would imagine I wouldn’t mind drinking that coffee while looking at topless women. Sometimes, people don’t agree with me. But, in this instance, I’m going to go with myself being right.

(CNN) — In the end, a coffee shop in Vassalboro, Maine, that gained national attention for its topless waiters and waitresses simply proved too hot — the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop burned to the ground early Wednesday morning.

A state fire official said it was arson.

I see what you did there CNN with the waitresses proved too hot line. That’s why I’m here and they are CNN.