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With the benefit of hindsight, maybe I should have done more when I found out a ten year old boy was anally raped by my employee. Also, with the benefit of hindsight, perhaps I should stop saying HINDsight.
All day today I have been hearing people defend him. Saying that he “did what was required by law”. And he has said he “might” retire? Why is he getting a choice? Let’s lay some things out. Please do not remove from your mind the fact that this is about a 10 year old boy being held up against a wall and anally raped by a grown man. This is not about a “kindly old man”.
- THE GUY WHO SAW THE GROWN MAN RAPING THE 10 YEAR OLD BOY DIDN’T STOP IT.
- That guy told the coach. The next day. Not the cops. He told the coach. I bet the 10 year old boy’s ass was still bleeding when they called old Joe.
- Joe told “his boss”. That was what he figured he was legally obliged to do.
And he never did another thing. And the rapist kept working there. The rapist kept his children’s charity going, too. And the guy who didn’t stop the rape still works there to this day.
Did anyone ever check on the kid? You know, the kid who got anally raped by a coach at Penn State and the staff and the school administration never did anything about it. At all? No? And now they are considering letting him retire? And people are defending this? Because why? He won a bunch of football games?
If someone came to you and said: “I can make you the winningest coach in College Football history. All you have to do is knowingly employ a child molester and not say a thing when that guy rapes kids in your locker room.” Would you say yes?
If so, then let me come punch you in the face. But if you answered no and still try to defend Joe Paterno, I’ll smash your face in. And seriously. The kid was 10 in 2002. That means he is what, 19 now? Is anyone helping him?
Can everyone who wants to help Joe Paterno kind of stop and make sure all the kids that Mr. Paterno’s employee destroyed have some help? They are still young. Think about them. Think about how awesome it must have felt for a ten year old underprivileged kid when he found out he was going to get to go to the Penn State locker room? Are you kidding me? And then he got raped. So seriously. Stop talking about anything that can possibly defend anyone who let that guy stay at his job or around kids.
Don’t. They should all be fired. And then anally raped. And then probably shot out of cannons. And all the students who went to the coach’s house to support him should get expelled. Ahh, they are just idiot kids so don’t expel them. Just rape them.
Feel free to argue with me in the comments if you want. I have yet to perfect my “punch you through the Internet” device. So have at it.
Another year has come and gone and I would like to take the time now to look at the year here at the Gallery. I went through our site’s stats and picked out the top hit-getting posts published this year. It wasn’t quite as simple as I thought it would be. You see, when we make posts with multiple pictures in it, the site counts each picture view as a hit. So, it’d be kind of hard to compare a post like that to a post with all its content on a single page. I solved this problem by making two separate top 15 lists. I made one for the multiple picture posts and one for the single posts. Just hop the jump and we’ll get started!
This is almost as good as a mascot eating a cheerleader, almost. Apparently, University of Ohio’s mascot has a beef. The guy who played the part says the whole point of becoming the mascot was to go out and get the Ohio State Mascot. Why else be a mascot right? So the guy tackles and puts a fist in Brutus’ face. It gets better…
The guy transferred before the school year, so he is not even a part of the student body. And yet.. Ohio U. has this guy as their mascot and he goes out jumps the other guy. Now when you see the video, you will see just how pathetic the whole escapade truly is. The team ignores it, the cheerleaders ignore it, and poor Brutus gets a knuckle sandwich for his trouble.
Now let me lay it down for ya. Ohio State was playing a patsy, let’s be honest, big old mean OSU is going to pound the University of Ohio in a football game, and for the first half, they scored on their first six possessions to take a 34-0 lead. Then OSU rounded up some wannabe players from the stands and cruised to a 43-7 victory.
Maybe they should have let the mascot play, he seems to be the only one who could tackle an OSU player. Of course, he would have gotten a roughing penalty, or at least a face mask call, but whatever, the mascot would have done just fine.
Due to budget cuts, Alabama was forced to skimipify their cheerleader outfits.
Capping off College Football’s season opening slate is the marquee matchup of #5 Alabama and #7 Virginia Tech. Not gonna throw out a prediction on score or winner, but will predict this: Alabama struggles with a passing offense and Virginia Tech blocks a kick.
Also tonight sees #20 Brigham Young take on #3 Oklahoma. Sam Bradford will throw for tons of touchdowns for Oklahoma, so hopefully whoever is quarterbackin’ for BYU channels a little Ty Detmer (Yes, Ty, fuck Steve Young, I said it) and can turn this one into an entertaining shootout.
And, if you still want more college football, at like 11pm Washington and LSU play in what could be a sleeper of an entertaining game. LSU comes in thought to be the much better team, but, Washington is still a major conference team hosting a team from an entirely different part of the country, which tends to keep games closer than they should be.
Lucky for us, cheerleaders suck at hiding.
Not sure I would have known that if not for college football, really. I mean, I’m sure at one point in my life, I knew the shit out of that, but, past like the 5th grade, that information stops becoming relevant. And then, with college football, it becomes relevant again. Because Juice Williams and Arrellious Benn of the Fighting Illini take on Missouri from St. Louis in one of the marquee mid-afternoon games.
Also on tap?
Most of the country will get to see #13 Georgia play #9 Oklahoma State in what should be a really good game. Since I reside in the Murder Mitten, hey there’s University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez crying again…Please, let Western Michigan win to make up for me having to watch that game.
Nevada and Notre Dame play as well, and there’s always a chance Notre Dame loses with Charlie Weis as head coach, so that could be fun.
mmmm...team spirit
So, today kicks off college football season. Sure, there was a game the other night, but they played it on a blue field and there was a sucker punch involved. Pffffft. Today is the day.
Top Games with 12 Noon kick off:
Navy v. #6 Ohio State
#9Penn State v. Akron
OK, so, PSU should roll and the rest of the games at Noon aside from that OSU-Navy tilt are going to be one sided early season affairs. Like, Liberty and West Virginia are playing at Noon. WVU 73 – 3 I’m going with on a score for that one.
Anyway, the point of this post is to alert you folks that we’re going to try and get some action going in the comments for the start of college football season. If you’re watching the action, feel free to post in the comments. I’ll be doing so…and, uh, I hope I won’t be alone, but, likely will be.