Posts Tagged ‘hulu’
Hello, I am J-double-U and I am going to recommend things for you to watch. Because cable isn’t there for you; it doesn’t have your true desires at heart. I however care about you, so here are some choice programming options.
From left to right: Cleveland, Lester, Rallo
So I have watched the Cleveland and I have actually laughed out loud a couple times. You can’t really go by me, though. I laugh out loud when I see old people. Not falling down or telling jokes. I just mean I laugh when I see old people. ”HA HA HA YOU ARE OLD!” I’ll say, running away. But if you think the show is just Family Guy with Cleveland and a cartoon wife who’s not as hot as Lois Griffin, you’re wrong. It’s pretty funny. Here’s an example:
But that’s not the only thing about judging a book by its cover that pertains to The Cleveland Show. If I were gonna ask you who does the voices for the three characters in the banner pic, of course you would not know their names. But then, after the jump, I show you who they are and you will be all like, “Whoa, how do people do that with their voices?” Go watch on Hulu. But I will show you that you can’t judge a book by its cover.
- Who does the voice of Cleveland?
- Who does the voice of Lester?
- Who does the voice of Rallo?
Well, it is getting closer to dark, and soon you will have to either get your kids ready to go out trick or treating, or get ready to hand out candy to trick or treating kids, or getting your van ready to snatch kids or doing nothing cause your driveway is too fucking long for kids to walk up. Whatever is it, the best thing you can do to get ready is click these links and watch these videos. You can trust me. I’m like a doctor. A dirty, devil doctor. So get clicking!
- Jennifer Hudock – if you don’t know her, go check out her site (she is a writer and she has audio versions of her stories, so she is a reader, too). And just so you know – next year she is gonna get married in a real live zombie wedding to…
- James Melzer – Published horror writer and audio bookmaker. The nuptials between Jenny and himself will be filled with gory goodness.
- Epix HD – People are claiming it is Hulu for movies. Head over there and sign up for an invite. Now, if it works the way it did for me, you will get an email saying to check back on Thursday. But then a while later you will get a weekend preview invite. I am watching Cloverfield right now, and they have Pet Sematary, which is bad ass.
- I just dug the scarecrow pic this dude took.
Videos after the cut.
I don’t think enough people appreciate the badassness of Robocop. So I want to give you a quick list of why you need to watch it NOW. It is free on Hulu, so you don’t really have an excuse. It is right down below. Just watch it! Still not convinced? Then consider this:
- The father from That 70′s show is one of the bad guys. And he swears. A lot.
- Everyone in the whole fucking movie fucking swears. A fucking lot. Fuck.
- Robocop is now some professor and I saw him on the History Channel.
- “I’ll buy that for a dollar.”
- The ED209 is one of the greatest inventions of all time, and I don’t understand why we don’t have them yet. Where does our stimulus money go?
- How come nobody ever shot him in the chin?
Anyway – just watch it. It is awesome, and when his hand gets blown off it rules. Poor Detroit. It’s so cold in the D. How the fuck are we posed to keep peace?