Posts Tagged ‘i thought this was funny’
Is he your mother's brother named Jack? Or a giant perv?
This sounds like a very dry, boring topic. Who loved grammar lessons back in school? But, the following example illustrates how essential this skill is:
“I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.”
versus
“I helped my uncle jack off a horse.”
Make sure you mean to please a horse. You are very welcome.
If I had a bar I would totally make it the kind of bar where if you needed to use the bathroom you would seriously consider just going home. Like, you could think about putting on a Halloween mask and just before you put it on it turns into a human face with all sorts of bugs and stringy face guts on it and it smells wicked nasty and you would still put it on before you would go into the bathroom in my bar.
Yeah. That’s one skanky bathroom.
Who proofed this cake? I want their badge number!
Seems pretty logical how this went down.
Best Wishes Suzanne. Underneath that, We will miss you.
Or else someone just made the cake like this on purpose so they could have a punchline for their joke. Or else someone found a cake picture and happened to have an awesome frosting font. I guess we’ll never know.
Update! There is a whole site about messed up cakes. Proof the internet is probably almost full. Check the comments for the link.
Animated Cake Courtesy of Live Loop Technologies, LLC
Since this joke is Pro-Republican, you get Monica Crowley in a lake!
A Short Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American………I Can
The last four letters in Republican…….I Can
The last four letters in Democrats……..Rats
End of Lesson!
No need to thank me, I am just helping you expand your education.
Cause I’m 12.