Posts Tagged ‘movie’
Text to Speech – Don’t bother trying to make her say ‘fart’. It won’t let you.
WWTDD – Charlie Sheen lost big in court. I would do a hashtag of #LOSING but that would be stupid.
UPROXX – I’m dubious on some of these. The cats might be dead.
Film Drunk – 1st look at Mystique from the new X-Men movie.
The Superficial – Miranda Kerr really bounced back after the baby.
Nutty Beaver – Can you tell if Tracy Morgan is drunk in this interview?
This is Creepy – Put your name in this weird-ass thing. Or put Acadia Einstein if you are afraid to put your own.
Why Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Because of the number of syllables? So really it could have been any movie with six syllables? I mean, they don’t rhyme anything with Tiffany’s so I think it’s pretty much fair game. So let’s see if it works. You remember how it goes, right? “So I said, what about….”
- Agent Cody Banks
- Babe: Pig in the City
- Canadian Bacon
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
You sang it, didn’t you? For every one of them. I think Canadian Bacon works the best. Sing the whole song with that in there. John Candy deserves it. And the guys who sang this song will never know. They now own a bowling alley. Video and original (Canadian Baconless) lyrics after the jump!
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The editing of the show is delayed today, so I took a screen shot of the movie I’m watching in my other monitor and posted it. I’m the kind of guy who sees a problem and distracts people from it without solving it. So what movie is it? Huh? Who’s the actress? Is it Rhea Perlman? Is it Rowdy Roddy Piper? Is the movie Spaceballs? No? How about Dune? The Dracula with Winona Ryder in it?
Here’s a hint: It’s not Dune.
The Super Bowl is going to run what, four hours, say? That’s 14440 seconds. That means you could watch my alternative: Barefoot Bill’s Naked Guy Zombie Movie about 145 times in the same stretch. Fuck that Super Bowl. Tom Brady rules. And fuck Peyton Manning’s stupid brother. And fuck you, Ray Lewis, you and your fat RAVENS! But I digress.
I am currently in high level negotiations with Barefoot Bill (check out his link only if you want a lot of naked man) to become the guy half of the Gallery’s Official Naked Couple. So far the negotiations have gone like this: Something something. Bill telling me him and his lady partner are fine being naked. Me saying okay. Bill going to get the snow off his car (I presume with clothes on). Me writing this post.
So since I never asked anyone else to be naked on the site before (and technically I didn’t really ask him) I guess I am batting 1000 with the whole: “hey, be naked on the site” thing. So after the jump, you can see Bill as a zombie who apparently got made a zombie while he was taking a bath, cause he’s naked. Also he tries to strangle his victim instead of eating his brains. And he’s naked. So I expect some thoughtful reviews of this clip. It’s a real movie. But this scene was cut out because the director realized that the zombie was a naked dude. Now go watch! Oh, and if stupid Vimeo doesn’t work with your browser then click the link. I’m not your personal projectionist. Douche.