Posts Tagged ‘Obama’
This is Scarlet Johansson at Nerd Prom. She looks like total dork shit. This is the power of Nerd Prom
Every year, the White House Correspondent’s Dinner allows people who know who Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Cynthia Tucker and Tucker Carlson are. The chattering class gets all gussied up and bumps elbows with actual famous people. And the highlight of the show are the host’s (this year it was Seth Myers, a pretty safe choice) opening salvo of jokes at the expense of everyone and the the President ripping on some fools. My fave jokes, the President’s and Seth Myers’ pieces are below. Have fun. Pretend you’re all wired in and smart. And watch how Trump fucking SCOWLS while he’s getting beat up by Myers. Pussy.
- Myers on House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan: “He believes the American people have said loud and clear: Stop using my tax dollars to take care of me!”
- Myers on Katie Couric: “Katie was known best for asking those tough questions like ‘Name a newspaper.’”
- Obama entered to Hulk Hogan’s “Real American” and offered a clip from “The Lion King” as his birth video.
- Myers did a bit about Joe Biden booking a train to London and described the MSNBC afterpart as: Obama makes the Kool-Aid and they all drink it.
Have fun.
OK, I am pretty open-minded and all but I don’t really understand this one. Is the Tea Party mad at Zazzle? And I know the font is 14 different colors and sizes but I need to give this to you the way I got it. Plus I don’t think it will look right in my racist mailing list tumblr.
Apparently they think that putting hearts and butterflies on the new stamp will make most people not realize that the rest is Arabic and probably not something we want to support.
The “probably” is a little misleading. I don’t think they really mean probably.
New Stamp – the second one!!!
USPS New 44-Cent Stamp Celebrates a Muslim holiday.
If there is only ONE thing you forward today… let it be this!
I don’t think anyone who got this only ever forwards ONE thing. I bet they forward a lot of things. And I bet they don’t really discriminate all that much. Right after this I got one that was a Little Johnny joke about how Obama sucks.
President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 44-Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp.
I could look this up but I’m not going to. The fucking thing says zazzle.com on it. Zazzle.
REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.
Who goes to the post office to buy stamps? Do they still really have stamps?
All you have to say is “No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!”
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that nobody has ever said that in a Post Office. Ever. I bet more people have said: “The guy in the line ahead of me just shit his pants!” than have said that Muslim stamp thing.
Pass this along to every Patriotic American that you know and get the word out!
Honor the United States of America !
How does putting things in multiple colors and sizes and random underlining make it more “Americish”?
I managed to get the time to stop blinking on the DVR. Now on to World Peace!
It turns out that England’s Royal Family is a lot like us. They’ve joined Facebook where their page features news and pictures of Queen Elizabeth II and her family. Clarence House, that’s the residence of the Prince of Wales, even has us following the Royals on Twitter. It was said that the late Queen Mum was the last Royal to have her toothpaste put on the brush by her servants but I’m sure there are pixies that maintain Facebook and Twitter for the Royals.
It shouldn’t be said that the Queen isn’t tech savvy though. She sent her first e-mail in 1976 long before most of us even thought of having a computer and she owns the very latest Blackberry and an iPod. It’s said that she watched the Beatles movie The Yellow Submarine three times she liked it so much. Do you suppose she has the Beatles on her iPod along with Handel and other tasteful classical music? …
I’m not sure if you are all up to date on the whole ‘birther’ movement. There are a bunch of people who thing Obama was not born in America and thus cannot be President. I’m not sure who checks on these things when you sign up to be President but I know someone does cause they wouldn’t let me on the ballot even though I applied. Maybe it’s because next to the “Sex” question, instead of checking off “M” or “F” I wrote: Ohhh yeah.
But never mind that. The point of this post is birther stuff. They seem to have a lot of evidence that nobody else seems to care about, but I’m sure that will all turn around soon. Look at this! Proof he was born in Kenya!
Yes? No? Anything?
The Nobel Prize Package includes a golf cart, a bike, two hot chicks and Ed Begley Jr.
I was watching Morning Joe this morning and listening to them all yapping about Obama getting the Nobel Prize and blah blah. After I got bored looking for dirty pictures of Mika, I found out she has a terrible website and an even worse Twitter page. Then I wondered for a while why Mike Barnacle doesn’t play up the nautical theme for himself more based on his name. He already sort of looks like Popeye. He should be showing up wearing a captain’s hat and a pea coat. I’d pay more attention to him if he did.
But the POINT of this post is that our President is winning the Nobel Prize for Peace even though he didn’t do anything. Even he doesn’t seem to think he should be getting it. But he went to go pick it up anyway so I guess…I don’t even know what I guess. It’s just stupid. But in order to perform my due diligence, I went to the Nobelprize.org and looked up Obama’s page. It blows. The ‘speed read’ portion of the whole thing even knows he didn’t do anything yet.
Incumbent Presidents have quite frequently been recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize. US Presidents Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson were Laureates while in office, as for instance, were Presidents Mikhail Gorbachev of the USSR and Kim Dae-jung of South Korea. There have also been current Prime Ministers (Yitzhak Rabin of Israel) and Chancellors (Willy Brandt of the Federal Republic of Germany), but never before has anyone been made a Peace Laureate so early into their term of office. Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize a little under 10 months after he took up residence in the White House. Nominations for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize closed just 11 days after he took office.
But then I looked up the dude from last year. The whole list is here. The guy’s name is Martti Ahtisaari and as far as I can tell, he hasn’t frigging accomplished anything anyway. Mind you, I am only reading the first paragraph of the bio.
Martti Ahtisaari, former diplomat and politician, is an international trouble-shooter. Over the past two decades he has worked under a variety of mandates to attempt to bring a peaceful end to conflicts in Africa, Asia, Europe and the Middle East. Few people have gained such a broad understanding of the intricacies of managing conflict resolution.
SNORE!
Compare that to Sadat and Begin in 1978. They actually MADE peace. So maybe the problem is that they should not be giving this shit out every year. They should do it like the Olympics. Once every four years is fine. And the prize should be awarded in dynamite. Your thoughts?
Mobster Dog says: Checkmate
Not much else to say about this. The Dog don’t like Obama.