Posts Tagged ‘please don’t wear that’
After dipping into my “I don’t know what the hell I’m going to say about this pic” bag for my last post, I discovered a few others in there that I’d really like to share. Thing is, upon further examination, I still got nothing for most of them. Take today’s pic, for example. There’s really no good reason for it to even exist, let alone for me to have a witty story to put to it. If anyone out there can come up with something, my hat will be off to you.
I was supposed to have a post ready to go about 12 hours ago, but something happened to where that wasn’t possible. No need to worry about what that was, you’ll find out on August 14th. Anyway, seeing as how I’m so late with a post, I figured I’d just reach into my “I don’t know what the hell I’m going to say about this pic” bag, pull one out and post it. So, here you go.
Picture this: you’ve just entered the grocery store, and you’ve got a lot on your list. You zip from aisle to aisle gathering all the things you need. Last on your list is a pineapple. You head to produce, glancing at your watch to see that this may be your fastest time getting groceries ever. Upon entering the produce section, you see that there are no more pineapples. You ask an employee if there are any in the back, and he tells you no. He does, however, tell you that the guy who got the last one is still in the store if you want to try and talk him out of it. You figure it’s worth a shot, and the employee points you in the direction he last saw the man heading. He then walks away, snickering. “Hmm, I wonder what that’s about” you say to yourself. Oh well, you shrug it off and head off to find your pineapple. You turn the corner and you find…this guy.
I can’t quite figure out what is going on in today’s picture. I’m not easily perplexed, but this one’s got me stumped. Is it a poor choice of wardrobe? Did someone let a rhino in a dress loose in the city? Or did this poor woman decide that it would be a good idea to have surgery wherein the doctors attached her ass to the back of her neck? I’ll leave it to you to decide. I can’t look anymore.