Posts Tagged ‘quiz’

I dont have anything to do with the videos, but Acadia loves me.

I didn’t want to make things very complicated for you today.  It’s Sunday, and you should be able to relax.  So here is an easy couple of videos to watch.  All you have to do is decide which one you would rather watch.

First up is some British kid apparently pissed off about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.  Then he…drank some milk and punched a wall?  I think the Ghost of Winston Churchill is going to come kick his ass.  The second video is a dead snake.  I don’t get why it died there.  Like, did it die of old age?  It isn’t even gross or smooshed or anything.  Post in the comments how you think it dies, and whether or not you would rather bring the snake back to life and feed that whiny kid to it.

Quite a while ago I did a quiz of things there were three of.  Well, I found the bookmark AND my password for the quiz thing, so, after a delay of 6 months or so – here’s the next quiz.  Post your scores in the comments.  And No Lying!

This is pretty much self-explanatory.  You answer the questions (you get 20 seconds per question) and if you decide to register for the quiz thingy, your score will be recorded.  Remember – there are three right answers in each question.  You need to pick the one that is wrong.  Like, if the questions was: What were the three little pigs’ houses made of, the choices would be: Straw, Sticks, Lube and Bricks.  You would pick Lube.  Whore.  Annnnnd go!

This is a series of questions that someone probably thought up when they were high.  Maybe it was Michael Phelps!  Anyway – I want you to try to answer them.  It’s like science.  We are building the knowledge base of the world.  Also, I know you will probabaly read through these and wonder what a girl with big boobs shooting a bow in a garage has to do with any of this.   That’s just part of the mystery!

1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’?  Where’s that extra penny going to?
4. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? (atheists, Hindus and Jews can skip this one).
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? Read the rest of this entry »

We love quizzes.  And we love America.  In fact, the other night we were all talking about how we would so do America.  And we wouldn’t ask America to do anything gross or weird.  At least at first.  So what better way to combine two things we love than a quiz about America?

This Civics Quiz is designed to make you feel stupid about yourself and I hope when you take it you look over your shoulder in a worried manner.  If someone is behind you when you do crappy then you should get kicked out of the country.  That’s right.  Shipped right off to Canada or Mexico or Russia.

Or you could look at it like: Whatever!  America has given me the right to be an uninformed dick.  And what’s more, I can PRETEND I know all sorts of shit when really I don’t.  So take the quiz and post your score below.  And if you lie, think about how lame it is that you lied on an Internet Civics Quiz to people you will never meet in real life.  By the way, I scored a 512% out of 100.

TAKE THE CIVICS QUIZ!