Posts Tagged ‘summer’
Do you love the tags still on? Very naughty Minnie Pearl, no?
I woke up to ice and snow today and it is beeeeeyewteeful! But! I have to go to work and driving in it and walking in it makes me less happy. So I cranked the heat to 83 and put on my bikini. This really isn’t working for me. Not for nothing, but February is when swim wear hits the stores and I am excited to shop! Maybe I should play hooky from work and go to the mall. I wonder if I would appreciate this winter weather more from a Mexican beach. Hmm. I have no money and no vacation time.
After realizing that, let’s just say I have taken heed of a few requests for “mor boobs” and I aim to please. And then I found this joke and figured it was good for a snowy Thursday.