Posts Tagged ‘Time Wasters’
I am smug! And pierced! With shitty eyebrows! But I'm on TV!
Although I never claimed to be a fan of Tiger Woods, I would have thought he was a bit brighter. The cheating does not surprise me but some of the decaying road kill he has been linked to is unbelievable. I know I know! He was under duress because his daddy did it too. Whatfuckingever.
His wife Elin Nordegren is HOT. He, on the other hand, is rather homely! This hardly seems to matter though; a lot of insanely hot women pair up with aesthetically inferior men who cheat on them. Apparently even a beautiful Swedish model like Elin can end up with an ego maniacal pervert who is incapable of keeping his golf club at home.
Elin, like many women, has the misfortune to see the faces of the sluts their husbands are banging behind their backs. Sure, she is pissed that he cheated. Yes, she is tired of being accosted by the paps about it. Of course she is worried about how the children will be affected. But aside from all of that, she is more than likely disgusted and livid over the fact that Tiger would risk everything he has with her just to bust a nut with some of the nasty skanks he has been linked with. In some ways, this is more embarrassing that the simple fact that he cheated.
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I somehow ended up at this site, and they have 62 pages of celebrities wearing similar dresses. You are to choose which dress cost more and then it lets you know if you guessed correctly and, here’s the fun part, how much each dress really cost. Some dumb bitch spent over 11 grand on a truly ugly dress. Pop over to mystyle.com if you wanna play along and let me know if you are as horrified as I am.
I am sick of social networking. Mainly because I am jealous because I am never popular. I send out friend requests with nice things like: “Let me tell you when I pee!” and: “I know you from the mall. I watch you at Orange Julius”. And nobody pays any attention. They don’t get me. At least on Twitter I can say what I want and it doesn’t matter much if anyone is listening.
That’s sort of how blip.fm is. It lets you find songs on the internet and make your own playlist. They link to mp3′s just hanging out on the web, and I haven’t searched for anything that they haven’t had. So then it plays through your browser and you can come back and play it whenever.
What’s the social part? I don’t know, some shit about how other people will find your songs and follow you or recommend something or some crap like that. I don’t get it, but I know that I only have one “listener” which means I suck at this social thing like I do everything else…
So – is blip.fm gonna make it? Who knows? I will keep looking for songs when I think of them. And then I will go back to Orange Julius and lurk. I mean wait. I mean have something to drink. Get away from me.
Good old Tetris. We wanted you to play it again for old times sake. It has sound, so you are gonna have to go to the next page to play. But, in order to make it so there is something on this page, here are some pics of hot chicks playing games….
Tetris Next!
I was looking for a picture on Google and, for once, the first 17 results were not porn (dammit). But, in typical Google fashion, I found a pic that has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the keywords. However, in this one case, the picture is vexing me.
It’s one of those fake successorie things and it has a pic of a forest. And something in the forest is circled in red. It says:
MINDFUCK
When you see it you’ll shit bricks.
The problem is, I can’t see it. So, if someone sees it, please post in the comments what the hell it is. Thanks. Jerks.
Can you follow directions? Can you ignore conflicting information when you need to? Can your right brain override your left brain? Do you only have two brain cells left and are they arguing? Can someone else make this interesting cuz I am failing horribly?