Posts Tagged ‘Washington’
OK, so on Tuesday there was a special election in NY or something. I don’t care. But when I was on my way to channel 53 to watch American Dad and i had to go past channel 50 which is MSNBC. They have this big fatheaded guy named Ed who apparently called Laura Ingraham a slut and he had to quit or something but stop distracting me from the point of my story.
I was on my way to watch cartoons at night when I saw some chick talking about something and then I saw THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD!
I know there are mountains in Chile, but I was not aware that they build their cities on them. I mean, on the whole mountain. The video after the jump is a helmet cam shot of some crazy idiot riding all the way down a frigging street. I mean – down the sidewalk, down steps, over jumps, whipping past the very confident crowd, this guy is ridiculous. And you will get why I call the crowd confident when you see how close the guy gets to them.
There is nothing like this in the U.S. I don’t even know if there is any town built like this in the US. I guess it would be like riding your bike down Mt. Rushmore, then going down all the steps of the Washington Monument, then down that street in San Francisco. Oh, and a dog would be there. See the dog? DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DOG? Find out after the jump!
Due to budget cuts, Alabama was forced to skimipify their cheerleader outfits.
Capping off College Football’s season opening slate is the marquee matchup of #5 Alabama and #7 Virginia Tech. Not gonna throw out a prediction on score or winner, but will predict this: Alabama struggles with a passing offense and Virginia Tech blocks a kick.
Also tonight sees #20 Brigham Young take on #3 Oklahoma. Sam Bradford will throw for tons of touchdowns for Oklahoma, so hopefully whoever is quarterbackin’ for BYU channels a little Ty Detmer (Yes, Ty, fuck Steve Young, I said it) and can turn this one into an entertaining shootout.
And, if you still want more college football, at like 11pm Washington and LSU play in what could be a sleeper of an entertaining game. LSU comes in thought to be the much better team, but, Washington is still a major conference team hosting a team from an entirely different part of the country, which tends to keep games closer than they should be.
LOL - Stupid Founding Fathers. Look what we did to your clever ideas!
I like when I get emails like this. Someone took a lot of time and effort putting this together, but he won’t get credit cause douches like me get it in their email and put it on their site. I wish I could meet this guy and kidnap him and make him write for the site in exchange for the meager scraps I feed him. That’s how I got Maitland and Vange.
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv) , has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons , which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons..
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass .
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium , an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Rachel Maddow loves being a lesbian.
Don’t know how much you all care about politics (I don’t think the Gallery has helped the Iraninas much) but you may like Washington professionals who act like fucked up dummies just like we do. The pic to the left is Ana Marie Cox and Rachel Maddow. Maddow you know as the handsome young MSNBC liberal fellow lady. Cox (heh) is the firecrotch who shows up as a talking head on lots of cable shows and may have one of the most entertaining Twitter pages ever.
She was at #nerdprom which is what they were calling he Radio and TV something something dinner last night in Washington where the Prez told some jokes. But what I find fascinating is how Cox (heh) does not have her own show yet. One of her tweets from the dinner was this:
made it to the MS after party! With its weird passkey/cockring invite and everything! http://twitpic.com/7v42z
How bad ass is that? You almost never hear newscasters talk publicly about cockrings. Except for Dan Rather, but that guy’s a mess. So, if you don’t feel that twinge of loserdom that comes with following someone who doesn’t follow back, then follow Cox. And hope she gets her own show. And watch Obama and the guy from the Apple Commercials (the PC guy, not the other fuck) tell some jokes below. And someone get me Ana Marie Cox’s phone number. And did Bush ever go to this dinner? I bet he was funny. He was the funniest President we ever had. And I don’t mean in the political rage dipshit way. I mean he was a funny guy. Anyway, watch this shit and hook me up with Ana Marie. Unless she’s a lesbian. Then forget it. I can’t deal with that again.