Posts Tagged ‘wtf?’
Today I saw a picture on Facebook of one of my friends making that duck face. She looked pretty stupid, and I told her as much. It gave me an idea for today’s post, though. I would make fun of people who duck face! Since I didn’t want to use my friend as the example pic, I did a quick Google image search for “duck face fail”. The results I got back were so spectacularly disgusting that I quickly closed the tab and decided to change gears.
I opened the folder I have of pictures that I’d like to use but don’t have much to say about and quickly just picked something out. So, today, you get a picture of a statue. I’m not sure what the two statue dudes are doing, though. My first guess was that they are playing butt tag. What do you think?
Women’s restrooms are the most ridiculously slow public facilities in existence and for NO GOOD REASON.
PFFT!!!
I’m a woman. I also use the restroom faster than most of the population, male and female, including washing my hands. I have no idea what women do inside restroom stalls. I bet if asked, most of them would say “I just peeeeee!”
NO YOU DON’T.
There’s no way. You must be doing something else, like manufacturing heavy machinery or practicing quantum physics. Pee time is not the time to draft the next chapter of that novel you’ve been working on for the last six years. It’s not time to examine your hair for split ends.
Seriously. Every woman out there has seen a line coming out of the ladies restroom and thought “Oh crap.” We ALL think that and yet, the majority of women take FOREVER to do whatever it is they’re doing in there. And that doesn’t count standing at the counter, fluffing your hair, reapplying lipstick, chatting about the bartender, etc.
The rest of us still have to pee!!!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
There’s not much to say about the video I have for you this week. It’s a commercial for Aaah Toilet Paper Foam. What is toilet paper foam, you ask? It’s…well…it’s foam you put on toilet paper. So, if you crap yourself and don’t wipe for about 6 hours or so, you can use this stuff to help clean the dried poo off your bunghole. Am I being gross enough here? I feel like I’m not…
You wouldn’t think you’d have to tell this guy that what he has done to himself is not cool, but his willingness to be seen in public seems to indicate otherwise.
Now before you click the jump I feel I should warn you about what you are about to see. I don’t want to give it all away but lets just say that male back hair is involved.
Ok, I need your help. I’ve been staring at today’s picture for a while now. I’m not sure it’s possible to tell what is going on or what series of events led to it. That’s where you come in. Tell me in the comments what you think is going on. If I select your comment as the winner, you’ll win $10. Enter as many times as you’d like. Oh, and you’ll need to have a PayPal account in order to collect your $10. A winner will be chosen in the evening on Monday the 10th. Good luck and make ‘em good!
WE HAVE A WINNER! Congratulations BrandG!
I’m not really sure what to say about this video. I have no idea what is going on in it, but I think that’s what makes it so special. Just look at that picture up there. That happens in the video.