This is the prize. Click on it for details. Or just buy it you cheap ass.
It’s Thanksgiving and Vange and I would like to thank you for whatever it is you do here. Whether you are voting for banana or refusing to comment on posts because you know we want you to, you never fail to disappoint. Except for you. No, not you. Him. Anyway, this contest is the easiest one ever! All you need to do is post your own acrostic for the word Thanksgiving. It can be a sentence or not. But the one that Vange and I decide is the funniest will win. And in case of a tie, we will flip Maitland. Here is an idea to get you going. My acrostic is going to be related to Hollywood! Sort of? Post yours in the comments – if you win, we will email you. If you put a fake email, you don’t win dick.
And this is staying up until after Thanksgiving – look down lower if you want to see other stuff. We scheduled some things, but we are taking the week off. I will be spending time with my family, and I assume Vange will return to her cave to tell fortunes. Or something. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh – since people asked (seriously) 1: An acrostic is when you make a word out of each letter in another word (see below). And the contest will be over when I get home next weekend. So keep thinking.
And you can enter more than once.
Tits
Hooters
Apples
Num Nums
Knockers
Speed Bumps
Gazongas
Illinois Treasure Mounds
Volvo Wagons
Independence Day Picnic Baskets
Norton Anti Viruses
Glorious Sweatermints
Good luck!
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Turkey Moist and Golden
Hot cross buns
Answered prayers
Nasty out of town relatives
Kick off time
Spiced Apples
Gravy
Indians
Vodka and lots of it
Indigestion
Napkins
Gingerbread
Too Much Food
Hangover
Another pie
Nothing on but repeats and marathons
Kicking off the shopping season
Someone bring me my fat pants
Getting into the holiday spirit
I don’t think so
Very thankful
I can nap
Nodding off
Gobble Gobble!
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Here is my entry, I hope you like it, I worked hard
Turkey
Having a family
A good meal
Not Poor
Katie
Sisters
Good
In bed
Vacuums
I am a girl
Not a freak
Girls
Tally wacker
Hoo-hoo
Alka seltzer
Nuts
koo koo ka choo
Schlong
goo goo g’joob
indubitably
Virginia
I’ll Take Two Beers Too
noodle
Goober
Too much to eat
Heartburn
Acadia buggers off for a week
No chance of sex
Ken doesn’t know much about Thanksgiving so this is hard
So who ever heard of an ‘Acrostic’ before this?
God I hate acrostics, don’t you?
Internet porn, the only escape from the day
Video – the last machine in the whole world
Internet porn 2 – so good they named it twice
Nor more food… isn’t there *any* sex?
God, it’s over, let’s do some Thanksgiving for that.
Happy Thanksgiving to all who believe
All except Ballsack that is.
Perhaps this year will be a time of
Peace in our dysfunctional country
Yes, a time when we can remember family
That is the essence of this occasion to be
Happy for what we have and those we share it with
All except those fuckers that owe me money
Not to be a downer but family sucks
Kissing ass at holiday time sucks dick
Specially when all you want to do is get out the
Golf club and beat uncle Jim to death or fork aunt
Irene in the skull if she pinches my cheek again.
Vicodine is the only think that keeps me calm so
I don’t skullfuck little Tommy because he flushed
Nine fucking pounds of toilet paper down the
Goddamn toilet again and then says he didn’t. Lil
Fucker is on my list this year as well as that fuck
Up father of his who farts at the table while his
Cunt wife laughs and says ” did I hear a frog”
Killing them is at the top of my fucking list
Even Al, sunshine out my ass, Rokker pisses me off
Remember kids, this is a time to be Thankful
So, be thankful it’s only once a fucking year
talen, i think you get extra credit for using extra letter but you lose points for being bitter and sad. so it evens out! A thanksgiving miracle!
Tom
hanks
gives
incredible
vaginal
insertion
nice
guy
twats
hairpie
asses
n00bs
knucklefuckers
strange
grundles
ish
vags
inflatophilia
nymphos
gtfo!
well that’s great
tom hanks is awesome though
Thank
Heavens
Acadia
Never
Knew
Some
Good
Interesting
Vikings
In
North
Garolina