Comments on: Thanksgiving Contest

By: midge

midge — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:00:31 +0000

Thank
Heavens
Acadia
Never
Knew
Some
Good
Interesting
Vikings
In
North
Garolina

By: Acadia

Acadia — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:10:16 +0000

well that’s great

tom hanks is awesome though

By: phyllis diller

phyllis diller — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:46:02 +0000

twats
hairpie
asses
n00bs
knucklefuckers
strange
grundles
ish
vags
inflatophilia
nymphos
gtfo!

By: loolpooq

loolpooq — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:00:09 +0000

Tom hanks gives incredible vaginal insertion nice guy

By: Acadia

Acadia — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:16:44 +0000

talen, i think you get extra credit for using extra letter but you lose points for being bitter and sad. so it evens out! A thanksgiving miracle!

By: Talen

Talen — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:40:53 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving to all who believe
All except Ballsack that is.
Perhaps this year will be a time of
Peace in our dysfunctional country
Yes, a time when we can remember family
That is the essence of this occasion to be
Happy for what we have and those we share it with
All except those fuckers that owe me money
Not to be a downer but family sucks
Kissing ass at holiday time sucks dick
Specially when all you want to do is get out the
Golf club and beat uncle Jim to death or fork aunt
Irene in the skull if she pinches my cheek again.
Vicodine is the only think that keeps me calm so
I don’t skullfuck little Tommy because he flushed
Nine fucking pounds of toilet paper down the
Goddamn toilet again and then says he didn’t. Lil
Fucker is on my list this year as well as that fuck
Up father of his who farts at the table while his
Cunt wife laughs and says ” did I hear a frog”
Killing them is at the top of my fucking list
Even Al, sunshine out my ass, Rokker pisses me off
Remember kids, this is a time to be Thankful
So, be thankful it’s only once a fucking year

By: Ken Armstrong

Ken Armstrong — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:06:40 +0000

Too much to eat
Heartburn
Acadia buggers off for a week
No chance of sex
Ken doesn’t know much about Thanksgiving so this is hard
So who ever heard of an ‘Acrostic’ before this?
God I hate acrostics, don’t you?
Internet porn, the only escape from the day
Video – the last machine in the whole world
Internet porn 2 – so good they named it twice
Nor more food… isn’t there *any* sex?
God, it’s over, let’s do some Thanksgiving for that.

By: sheila sultani

sheila sultani — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:29:44 +0000

Tally wacker
Hoo-hoo
Alka seltzer
Nuts
koo koo ka choo
Schlong
goo goo g’joob
indubitably
Virginia
I’ll Take Two Beers Too
noodle
Goober

By: I Am

I Am — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:27:16 +0000

Here is my entry, I hope you like it, I worked hard Turkey Having a family A good meal Not Poor Katie Sisters Good In bed Vacuums I am a girl Not a freak Girls

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