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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

March 26th, 2009 | Author :


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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “NO!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank whiskey and beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

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