I am smug! And pierced! With shitty eyebrows! But I'm on TV!

Although I never claimed to be a fan of Tiger Woods, I would have thought he was a bit brighter. The cheating does not surprise me but some of the decaying road kill he has been linked to is unbelievable. I know I know!  He was under duress because his daddy did it too. Whatfuckingever.

His wife Elin Nordegren is HOT.  He, on the other hand, is rather homely!  This hardly seems to matter though; a lot of insanely hot women pair up with aesthetically inferior men who cheat on them. Apparently even a beautiful Swedish model like Elin can end up with an ego maniacal pervert who is incapable of keeping his golf club at home.

Elin, like many women, has the misfortune to see the faces of the sluts their husbands are banging behind their backs. Sure, she is pissed that he cheated. Yes, she is tired of being accosted by the paps about it. Of course she is worried about how the children will be affected. But aside from all of that, she is more than likely disgusted and livid over the fact that Tiger would risk everything he has with her just to bust a nut with some of the nasty skanks he has been linked with. In some ways, this is more embarrassing that the simple fact that he cheated.

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Case in point: mistress number four, the big mouthed blonde bimbo, Jamie Jungers. This saucy little chick is nothing compared to Elin. She has no couth or class (duh, that is so obvious). Jamie’s face is as round as a marshmallow expanding in the microwave and she has the voice of a drunken thirteen year old boy. She can not stop talking trash to every member of the media she runs into on the corner, but claims she wishes people would leave her alone. The list could go on indefinitely.

I thought it was bad enough when I saw her being interviewed on the “Today” show. She has topped her own stupidity in this YouTube clip of a commercial she was attempting to make as a “spokesperson” for BidHere.com (more like BidWhore.com).  They must be as hard up as Tiger was to want her. This bitch is dumber than she already looked! It is actually somewhat hilarious. Take a peek for yourself.

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