My Balls are that big. And unfortunately that red. And more unfortunately, that far apart.

Now that Summer is here and hockey still sucks, and in tribute to the Hockey post Maitland made today, I have officially made Wipeout the fourth major sport.  Relegating hockey to where it belongs (beneath those cars with the metal wing things on the top that they race on dirt).  But Wipeout has everything:  A tradition of one whole year, hosts who get to do their commentary after the things have already happened, an amusing yellow telestrator and Jill Wagner!  Plus the guy from ESPN and the guy who used to be on Talk Soup a million years ago.

So if you have not seen it – feast on the clip below.  Then go watch it.  And then ask yourself if you would rather watch 7 months of hockey playoffs or one hour of Wipeout? If you answered hockey, you must live in Canada or one of the original 6 cities.  If you answered Wipeout, welcome to the land of champs.

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