Peruse these messed up family scrapbooks and you will look more kindly upon Uncle Ted, the drunk farting uncle none of the adults will let the toddlers be alone with.

I hope this is the cover of their wedding album.

Is that a Christmas bush?

WTF. Where do you even find butt flap jammies for a full grown man?
More after the jump!

Don't call. Seriously.

This is not an approved use of finger paints.

Okay kids, take off your clothes; it's NAKED HOT TUB TIME!

A parrot, a bayonet and Transition lenses. Of course.

I should have bought Girl Scout cookies from her. Better check my homeowners insurance.

The foot in the lower left is nearly as concerning as the evil Easter Bunny.

Look, it's Father of the Year 1977!

When she grows up, she's gonna create the "trashcan clown porn" niche. Just you wait and see.

Beer, blizzards and breastfeeding!

Dismissing all the other obvious questions, let's focus on why the lid is up.

They are such good christians, they let the foster kid be inthe picture. Look under Mom's butt.
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I feel better about myself, my family and my life now. Thank you.
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What the hell, vange?!?! I shared that pic of me and Christmas ’83 in confidence you wouldn’t post it.
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I cannot stop laughing. I cannot stop!
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OMG, these rule!
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These are full of win.
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I want to thank you for making me feel so much better about my own family….lol
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Hahahahaha! This made me laugh inside and out!
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I’m now, troubled, veryvery…troubled…
Peace.
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This was great….I actually called my husband over to check out the pics. Despite all my blog-hopping, it’s only about every three days I find pics that are “husband-worthy” (aka- good enough to drag him away from his video games…ha-ha).
Jennie
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Great pics…actually called my husband over. (I hope this didn’t post twice…it didn’t show up the first time).
Jennie
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Those are priceless!
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seriously…I just had flashbacks of 70′s sweater shirts and bell bottoms…and the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG, the photos are frighteningly funny, but the comments are priceless. There is some scary sh*t out there. And I thought MY family was weird???
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That face under mom’s but scares me. aarrrghh
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