Ohai. It’s me, Cider. Just making my #s***post for the day. I swore, too bad. Acadia is now going to suffer for his insolence.

Background info: I am allegedly an equal partner in running this site, but that bridge troll continues to treat me like a lackey. For example, today he has sent me (and BNev) no fewer than 23 emails. OK fine, he has trouble being succinct, that’s alright. He can’t calm his d**k, sure, I get it.

But then he went t0o far. Please observe, from Google+.

nails did complete

I got a manicure during my lunch. Do you see this? The abuse? The casual oppression? Hmph.

We’ll see, Archibald, how I choose to repay you. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so I hear.

my hand knife

That is definitely not my hand, holding a knife, nope. Not at all.