You ever do something for a long time and realize towards the end of it that you’ve made a huge mistake, but yet you can’t stop with the path you are on?
That is me right now. Weeks ago I started putting up recap posts for Celebrity Apprentice on this site. Tonight, the show just ended and with the last few weeks, it’s been just a string of why am I following this and why am I writing about it. Right now, I’m just playing out the string.
Because there is not a whole lot to say about the Trump decision in the finale. He made the wrong one. That much seems obvious.
The whole thing just doesn’t even seem real. Which is probably the worst part about Joan winning. She did nothing throughout the course of the show except make a few jokes and be obnoxious. Yet, there she was in the end.
Then, tonight, the whole thing with how she kept yelling that Annie was lying about the decorator? Is Joan just delusional or what?
The most hilarious part about it is that Joan kept mentioning how she wanted to bring honor to it and was far and away the biggest piece of shit on the show in terms of class, dignity and honor.
Which, to her credit, won her the show.
I mean, Annie kept being called a snake, but in the end, Annie quietly defended herself. Meanwhile, Joan just got louder and louder. And, that won her the game.
See, Trump is susceptible to a lot of things. When faced with the choice of reasoned analysis or passionate defense, he’s always going to go with passionate defense. Even if what that person is yelling is completely garbage, like was the case with Joan Rivers, he just doesn’t want to think it all through.
And, there’s your Celeb Apprentice, Joan Rivers. Is there like a generation out there that finds her funny? I mean, when I was a kid, it’s not like she was someone that was a big time comic, right? I mean, it seems like she’s basically what Kathy Griffin would be if Griffin does this for another 30 years. Which, is certainly not a compliment.
Terrible pick.
How did they get 3 hours out of that?
Joan’s funniness quotient became lower and lower with each plastic surgery she had. Back in the stone age she was a big time comic, but not in the Seinfeld kind of way… more of the Buddy Hackett/ Soupy Sales era kind of comic. You know, when people were still named “Sheckie”? She used to fill in for Johnny Carson, and it was big time controversy when she got passed over for Jay Leno.
Her entire act was about what an idiot her husband Edgar was and how ugly and untalented her daughter was. When Edgar died…Joan got weird…like Michael Jackson weird.
That being said…Trump is a Northeast guy, so of course he favored the loud mouth Northeast woman comic. A certain level of extreme obnoxiousness is respectable by Trump’s standards.