Don't worry, Anna; they're still there.

Don't worry, Anna; they're still there.

I haven’t heard much about her lately and then I came across these pictures.  Is it just me or does her face seem oddly puffy, like CoJo’s when he was on so much cortisone?  I know she suffered some serious back and spinal cord injuries so I suppose it is possible.  But her hair is still very blonde, her ass still juts out wonderfully and her rack is as awesome as ever.  Maybe I ought to take up tennis?  Nah.  That won’t make me blonde.  Oh and my hand-eye coordination sucks giant moth balls.

She was quite smart, I think, to parlay a mediocre tennis career into worldwide celebrity.  She snagged modeling contracts, product endorsements and highly publicized romantic relationships out of the deal.  Due to her injuries and lackluster performance on the courts, she now devotes her time to charity tournaments.  I can’t fault her one bit.  Well done, Anna.